arlo and Susan part 22

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John-Jury

Arlo-arlo

Seraphina-cat

Elaine-bandaid

Isen-o͡͡͡͡͡͡╮༼;'༎ຶ.̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨̨.̸̸̨̨۝ ༎ຶ༽╭o͡͡͡͡͡͡

Blyke-laser pointer

Remi-oldtimer chicken

Evie-meme master

Roland-Roland

Jury: hey arlo! I just remembered something

arlo: what?

Jury: what happened when you met Susan?

meme master: ooh! Yes!  \ ≧ o ≦ /

cat: I forgot about that!

arlo: well I had bought a magazine and a milk carton

arlo: so I went up to the check out area

arlo: Susan picked up the magazine and asked

laser pointer: I bet its something about a subscription 

arlo: do you want a subscription? Its cheap! Four dollars a month

laser pointer: called it

o͡͡͡͡͡͡╮༼;'༎ຶ.̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨̨.̸̸̨̨۝ ༎ຶ༽╭o͡͡͡͡͡͡: wait wasn't the one she offered John four dollars too?

Jury: actually yeah!

arlo: then she said: are you sure? There are all the latest woman fashions in the next issue

Roland: wth?

arlo: and I said no why would I need to know woman's fashions?

Jury: * facepalm *

cat: exactly!

arlo: so she said ' you never know when it might come in handy '

o͡͡͡͡͡͡╮༼;'༎ຶ.̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨̨.̸̸̨̨۝ ༎ຶ༽╭o͡͡͡͡͡͡: when the cow jumps over the moon

arlo: well what about this one about animals?

arlo: so I was like no! I just want that one

arlo: and she said fine and scanned the magazine

arlo: and she grabbed the milk and turned carton around and asked me if I had seen a missing pet pigeon

arlo: so I said no naturally since I see a lot of pigeons

oldtimer chicken: like anyone would

arlo: and she was like ' really? his name is bobby and he looks like this! Are you sure? '

arlo: but how would I know? He looked like every pigeon in the world

Jury: bruh

arlo: so I told her that

arlo: but she said ' well, if you do see one that looks like him. Then pick it up and take its dna

laser pointer: WHY THO

cat: bruh

bandaid: just take a random pigeons dna why don't you?

oldtimer chicken: who knows how much bacteria is on those pigeons?

Roland: ew

arlo: so I made up an excuse saying that I don't have a dna kit

oldtimer chicken: who does?

cat: I most certainly don't

arlo: so she said I can buy one in a vet in the mall

arlo: so I just said fine because I wanted the conversation to end

arlo: so she finally scanned the items

bandaid: she's going to asked for a tip right?

arlo: yeah she did!

arlo: she asked for a dollar

arlo: I said no 

arlo: she kept begging

arlo: so I ran away

cat: WHAT!????

laser pointer: YOU COWARD XD

Jury: NO WAY

arlo: YOU GUYS TRY TO BE IN MY SITUATION

bandaid: to be fair, it was way worse than John

arlo: thank you

cat: Elaine be defending her hubby

bandaid: I'm not defending him!

laser pointer: ...

cat: 0_o

Roland: .-.

o͡͡͡͡͡͡╮༼;'༎ຶ.̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨̨.̸̸̨̨۝ ༎ຶ༽╭o͡͡͡͡͡͡: you didn't deny the hubby bit

Elaine: SHUT UP WILL YOU !!!!!?

authors note: D



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