One Brain Cell Gang: Wifi @ Hogwarts

One Brain Cell Gang vs Mario Kart

In which everyone joins for a super late night session of Mario Kart.
Draco, Pansy, Blaise, Theo, Harry, Ron, Ginny, Hermione aka One Brain Cell Gang

Pansy:
is everyone in?

Hermione:
I'm in

Harry: 
Yes

Ron:
wait, I'm not!

Theo:
the put the code in, Weasley

Ron:
I did!! This internet is super slow

Ginny:
i got in fine. maybe you're just dumb?

Blaise:
damn, from your own sister?

Ron:
I'm in now

Draco:
pick a race so we can start

3
2
1
GO!

Harry:
okay but why did all the slytherin's just get a boost?

Theo:
we love to cheat

Pansy:
 we also love hitting the gas after two

Blaise:
BITCH MALFOY STOLE MY ITEM BOX

Draco:
drive faster next

Ginny:
WHO THREW THAT RED SHELL

Ron:
Next time don't call me dumb especially in front of the slytherins

Pansy:
oh honey we been knew you were dumb

Theo: 
someone threw three green shells and they all missed? i'm a god! 

Harry:
This boomerang won't miss though 

Theo:
FUCK YOU POTTER!!

Hermione:
why are there SO MANY BANANAS ON THE ROAD

Ginny:
Malfoy's in first and that doesn't sit right in my ginger spirit

Hermione:
who stole my fire?

Theo:
Thanks doll, i really needed them 

Ron:
TO THROW BACKWARDS?? 

Pansy: 
I GOT HIT BY A FIREBALL!! THEO IS A TRASH PLAYER! I HOPE HE SLIPS ON A BANANA AND FALLS DOWN THE STAIRS

Theo:
there are no stairs in this map

Pansy:
WHO SAID I MEANT IN GAME?

Harry:
HELLO? I GOT FUCKING BOMBED!  

Blaise:
The toilet after Draco has dairy

Ginny:
I JUST SAW SOMEONE FLY OFF THE MAP??

Pansy:
I. CANT SEE. I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES!