Draco:
birth is a curse and existence is a prison
Theo:
wats wrong now
Draco:
i woke up
Pansy:
we ALL woke up
none of us are writting sonnets about it
Draco:
what do you mean 'now'
as if i complain often
Blaise:
do you even know what a sonnet is
Ginny:
weren't you complaining about
ur divination class earlier??
Pansy:
you complain about sharing
a room with Matthews all the time
and yes i know wtf a sonnet is
Harry:
isn't 'my fatherr will hear about
this your catch phrase'?????
Draco:
shut up all of you
Theo:
look at you complaining
about us exposing you!!!!
Ginny:
did you know theres a draco emoji
👶
Pansy:
a baby???
LMFAOOOOOO itty bitty malfoy
Draco:
🖕
none of you have a test in arithmancy
its such a fucking pain!!
Hermione:
we're in the same class????
its not that hard
Pansy:
just say your dumb and go
Draco:
I'M NOT DUMB!!
Theo:
complaining about a test??
👶??
Ginny:
one day we should do shots every time draco complains
Pansy:
i love a good time as much as anyone
but do we want alchol posioning?
Ginny:
i'll ask fred & george do send
a few bottles
Theo:
should we drink in the hospital wing
since we'll end up there anyway
Pansy:
imagine drinking with madam pomfrey
what kind of drunk do you reckon she is?
Ginny:
a giggly drunk
Blaise:
def giggly flirt
Draco:
isn't that your type theo?
Theo:
what
Ginny:
wat
Draco:
olderr women
Theo:
mate.... shut up
go fail your test
Harry:
are you saying pansy's old??
Blaise:
hows it feel not landing a joke
Pansy:
imagine not landing a joke
Harry:
lmaoooo
Ginny:
can't relate!!!!
looooool
Draco:
ARE WE JUST GONNA IGNORE THEO SAID
THE OLD LADY AT THE THREE BROOMS
WAS HOT LAST YEAR!!
Ginny:
WE WERE TRYING BUT THANKS
FOR RETRAUMATISING US
Harry:
what? which lady??
Pansy:
the one that died
RIP
Theo:
she died right after i told her
she was hot RIP beautiful angel
Harry:
she didn't
????
Pansy:
she did
she had a heart attack apparently
Theo:
my words gave her the peace
to go to the otherr side 😔
Blaise:
you killed her
Ginny:
a literal murderer in our mist
YOU ARE READING
One Brain Cell Gang: Wifi @ Hogwarts
FanfictionGeneral chaos, tomfoolery, shenanigans, and all around good time of the one brain cell gang. ________ Inspired by; 'Messages and Mudbloods' by livlaufflauv 'Things Change' by orqinary
