Blaise: so we're all going to theo's new years party right
Ginny: do we have to dress up again?
Hermione: do we have to dress to fight?
Theo: probably
that lady might be there
our parents are in the same social circle
Pansy: who invites her??
she had to be drunk right?
Harry: did you ever figure out who she was
Draco: no
Pansy: nope
i still have gin & ron save as raggedy ann & andy
Ron: piss off fatsy!!
Ginny: lmaoooo stfu
#FATSYPARKINSON is how ur saved bitch
Hermione: lmafo
Theo: we should've beat her ass!!
definitley dress to fight this time
Blaise:
again... we are not beating granny's asss
Theo:
YES WE ARE!!
ITS MY HOUSE AND MY PARTY
Harry:
it's your parents house and your parents party
Draco:
harry said u broke ho
Hermione: i'm definitely jumping her after
she said wy didn't i get ready properly
Pansy: LMAO YOU WERE LIKE I DID GET READY
AND SHE WAS LIKE YEAH BUT YOU DIDN'T DO YOUR HAIR
YOU WERRE LIKE I DO MY HAIR AND WAS JUST LIKE OOOOH HUNNY
Ginny: that look of pity was BRUTAAAALL
Blaise: ur hair kinda wasnt it tho
Hermione: u can ur ass beat too zabini
lemme know
Draco: you know what i can go for some zabini ass
Pansy: oooooh you brought out fiesty mione
Blaise: WAT THE FUCK DID I DO
AYOO PAUSE??
Theo: DRACO?????
U GOOD???
Ron: Kinda sus bruh
no stepson of mine will eat zabini ass!! get some taste!!
Ginny: ???
Draco like eating ass????
Blaise: I AM THE BEST ASS YOUR STEPSON IS GONNA TASTE
Harry: we really gotta chill
we knew he liked eating ass when he offered to eat gins
Draco: SHUT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK UP
I WILL FIGHT RON TOO
Pansy: you can't fight your step fatherr
Ron: WHEN DID HE OFFER THIS????
UR NOT EATING MY SISTERS ASSS
Blaise: eating your step aunt ass
thats kinda incest
Draco: THIS IS THE EXACT REASON IM BEATING EVERYONE ASS
Harry: He has a incest kink gross!!
Ginny: I KNOW HE NOT GONNA BEAT MY ASS???
Ron: WERE NOT STARTING WITH THE KINK TALK AGAIN
Pansy: WHATDIDHESAY
HES NOT BEATING MY ASS 💅🏻
Theo: KICK HIM OUT THE CHAT
WE DON'T FUCK WITH INCEST KINKS
Ginny: he better beat his meat and stfu 💅🏻
Draco: FUCK OFF YOU WEIRDOS I DON'T HAVE AN INCEST KINK
Ron: GIN!! 💀💀
Draco: NO ONE IS SCARED OF YOU TWO
Pansy: keep that energy tonight love
Theo: lmao
so tonight its on sight for all of us huh?
I'll beat Pansy ass
Hermione: 😭😭
that's just a spankin kink theo
Ron:
AGAIN WE'RE NOT STARTING THIS
YOU ARE READING
One Brain Cell Gang: Wifi @ Hogwarts
FanfictionGeneral chaos, tomfoolery, shenanigans, and all around good time of the one brain cell gang. ________ Inspired by; 'Messages and Mudbloods' by livlaufflauv 'Things Change' by orqinary
