One Brain Cell Gang: Wifi @ Hogwarts

SHE'S ALIVE! [g.txt]

Blaise:
SO
I want to be the first to tell you all

Pansy rocked astorias shit

Hermione: 
wHAT

Harry:
WHAT

Hermione: 
OMG WHERE IS SHE
WHAT HAPPENED!

Ginny:
brb gonna fuck up daphne

Ron: 
it was actually kinfa scary
gin don't!!! 

Blaise:
we were walking out of dada  idk what astoria
said but she shoulder checked pansy
and next thing astoria was on the floor screamin 

Ron:
she literally grabbed her hair and threw her on the floor
BRILLANT but so fuckin terrifying 

Draco:
where is she now?

Ron:
she so small with so much force

Hermione: 
presumably in Dumbledors office yeah?

Theo:
i literally told her don't do it
she's not that small

Blaise: 
you know what they say about short people
what they lack in height they make up for in anger

Harry:
shes the smallest out of all of us

Hermione:
we all told her
who says that? wheres the science behind that

Draco: 
that science is have you ever seen a short
person that wasn't filled w rage??

Ginny:
she was gonna do it anyway
she our wild child she'd never listen to us
no

Ron:
no

Blaise:
exactly! 

Hermione:
true!

Theo:
we should start using that as a school
on a scale of pansy to ron
*scale

Harry:
lol
on a scale of pansy to ron how bad did you
fuck up the test

Draco:
it doesn't work cause they're both
fuck ups as far aas test go

Ron:
I'VE ACED A FEW TEST!!

Blaise:
we have yet to see that!!

Ginny:
if you cheated to ace the test
they don't count! lolol

Ron:
fuck off i don't cheat!!
thats ehy i fail!!

Hermione:

sure!! def not cause you don't study

Ron:
I STUDY!!

Theo:
staring at the words in a book is not
studyin mate i'm sorry lol

Draco:
that's exactly how you study theo
wdym???? lol

Blaise:
both of them just stare at the words
hoping they go into their head lol

Ron:
shut up!!!

Theo:
stfu
i don't see why it shouldn't
work like that!

Ginny:
is anyone else worried we mightve
seen pansy for the last time

Draco:
yes

Hermione:
yes obviously

Blaise:
OBVIOUSLY GINNIFER
thats why we making jokes about
your brother and theo..
its called COPING love

Theo:
you guys are making it sound like shes dead
even if she gets expelled we'll see her over the
summer

Harry:
if shes not grounded lol

Ginny:
but summers so FAR!!

Draco:
or dead fr lol

Pansy:
I LOOK PRETTY GOOD FOR A DEAD BITCH

Ginny:
SHE'S ALIVE!!!

Ron:
AAAHHHH

Harry:
10/10 for the dramatic entrance!!

Pansy:
i've got detention for a month
dumbledore's gonna wanna talk to you
blaise and ron

Hermione:
what about astoria

Blaise:
talk to us about what?

Ginny:
what about daphne?

Pansy:
i'm on probation so i can't fight her
she hasn't said anything but i also haven't seen her
eye witness account or something like that

Ron:
all i'm gonna say is astoria attacked you

Blaise:
yeah you were defending yourself

Draco:
same!

Hermione:
you weren't there?

Draco:

 so? i'll still fucken say it

Harry:
me too