PT 2 of the last group text
Theo:
LMFAOOOO
Pansy:
explain to me why an old came up to me and theo and says
omg pansy you lost your baby fat i almost didn't recognize you
HUH???
Hermione:
LMAOO
Pansy:
i was never fat as a child so ????
what is she saying
Theo:
she didn't even say hello just went in straight away
Ginny:
she was 2 secs away from call you fatsy lolololol
Blaise:
was it a lady in a red dress?? white hair
Pansy:
SHE WAS!!! #FATSYPARKINSON
OMGYESS HER!!!
Theo:
she looked at me and says sorry about your genetics
your eyebrows are nice tho
Harry:
where are u guys?
Blaise:
that same lady straight up interrupted me and draco talking and said
wow you grew into your looks we were worried how youd turn out lmao
Pansy:
my parents christmas party 🤮
Ginny:
lmao who is this lady?
your brows are nice Theo
Ron:
unprovoked??
what did yall do to her make her hate yall
Draco:
then she looks at blaise and says your mother chose the right one
should we jump her??? i feel like we should jump her
Theo:
unprovoked!
Harry:
who is the 'we' that was worried about malfoy being ugly
Pansy:
istg i have never seen her before
literally unprovoked cause we do not know who she is!!
DRACO STFU😭😭
Ron:
also y weren't we invited???
LMAOOOO MALFOY NO
Theo:
his parents?? not us we love him even with his ugly
wait no let him speak
Blaise:
were not jumping someones nana😩
Pansy:
its my PARENTS CHRISTMAS PARTY
Ginny:
DKJDFK 😭😭😭😭
what is wrong with him
Blaise:
i cant believe thats something i have to say
Draco:
at least i outgrew my ugly
she literally said your genetics fucked u
Theo:
I mean do we not live by talk shit get hit
SHE SHOULD BE GETTING HIT!!
Hermione:
xcept for his nice brows
Pansy:
pull up if you want you still gotta snap my neck💖
its a formal event so dress appropriately
Draco:
EXACTLY!!
we gotta fight her
Ginny:
i'm getting dressed rn
Hermione:
your parents wont mind??
Harry:
are we getting dress to fight or...?
Draco:
whyd you put a heart
what kinda kink is getting your neck snapped???
Pansy:
theres so many ppl here idt theyd notice
FORMAL WEAR
Ginny:
bad bitches can fight in formal wear
Draco:
DRESS TO FIGHT
Blaise:
come so we can all get roasted by this woman
NO
Theo:
come so we can all fight her
YES DRESS TO BEAT NANA'S ASSSS
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One Brain Cell Gang: Wifi @ Hogwarts
FanfictionGeneral chaos, tomfoolery, shenanigans, and all around good time of the one brain cell gang. ________ Inspired by; 'Messages and Mudbloods' by livlaufflauv 'Things Change' by orqinary
