One Brain Cell Gang: Wifi @ Hogwarts

FAKE LESBIAN [discord]

Late night video discord call with the girls.
Pansy, Ginny, Hermione  aka The Girls™️

Ginny: yawns
why do we never do these in the day?

Hermione:
cause we spend all day sleeping cause we spent all night doing this

Pansy:
what's there to do during the day anyway?

Ginny:
chores

Hermione:
studying

Pansy:
yeah nothing. i bought this robe from one of the shops nearby, that was during the day. 

Hermione:
are you naked under that?

Pansy:
why do you want see?

Ginny:
aren't we all naked under our clothes?

Hermione:
shut up that's not what i meant

Pansy:
wow ginny just exposed herself as a whore. i'm never naked under my clothes

Ginny:
shut up you love to be naked

Pansy:
I am a child of pureness!

Ginny:
yeah, you're pure and Malfoy is good in bed

Pansy:
STOP! i AM pure and he is shit

Hermione:
he could just be shit cause you're into girls

Pansy & Ginny:
true

Ginny:
so is Lillian Moon

Hermione:
why does he attract lesbians? 

Pansy:
well i slept with him to bury my gay. turns out that was a shit idea cause it just made me more gay

Ginny:
That is so sad--what the fuck

Hermione&Pansy:
what?

Ginny:
hold on i think Ron just fell down the stairs on his way to get his midnight snack
*gets up from her bed*

Pansy:
mans is a literal bottomless pit

Ginny:
yeah pansy said you're a fucking bottomless pit bitch

Pansy:
I don't recall saying all that but go off

Hermione:
that's basically what you said 

Ginny:
I'm back! fucking idiot doesn't know how to walk down stairs

Hermione:
you don't have to be so mean to him

Pansy:
she doesn't like you bullying the love of her life

Ginny:
i'm not bullying him! i just threw a shoe at him while he was still on the floor and called him a dumbass, it's called being siblings

Hermione:
and called him a bottomless pit

Ginny:
no, Pansy called him that. i just relayed the message also he said seventeen days until christmas 

Pansy:
Hermione are you jealous i'm seventeen days away from being crack by your man