One Brain Cell Gang: Wifi @ Hogwarts

DADDY ZABINI [warzone]

Draco. Ron. Blaise. Theo

Ron: where are we going?

Blaise: airport?

Ron: sounds good

Draco: actually airport or..

Blaise: the parking lot

Theo: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY PEOPLE LANDING WITH US

Ron: we're in a full lobby, Theo

Draco: I'm being shot at and I have no gun! I
 HAVE NO GUN! I HAVE NO GUN--I'M DOWNED!

Blaise: I'm coming--NO I'M NOT I'M BEING SHOT AT BY A FULL TEAM

Draco: REZ ME!REZ ME!REZ ME!EZ ME!EZ ME!EZ ME!EZ ME!EZ ME!

Ron: WE'RE GETTING OUR DICKS PINCHED HERE

Theo: My dicks not getting pinched but
THERE ARE TWO TEAMS ON US--AH FUCK! 

Draco: I'M BACK BABY

Theo: TOUCH ME!TOUCH ME!
TOUCH ME!TOUCH ME!TOUCH ME!

Blaise: Yeah you like my touch? 

Ron: OKAY WELL when you two stop fucking get in the car so we can go

Theo: oh yes daddy zabini

Ron: I WILL TURN THIS CAR AROUND AND DRIVE INTO ZONE SO WE ALL DIE

Draco: PLEASE do it

Theo: OH FUCK SOMEONE SHOT ME FROM I DON'T KNOW WHERE

Ron: FROM THE TOP OF BLUE!! I SHOT HIM.
 HE'S DOWN! HE'S DEAD! HE'S DEAD!

Blaise: THERE'S SOMEONE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE BUILDING

Draco: I'M SHOOTING THEM! THEY'RE DEAD! THEY'RE DEAD!

Theo: There's also a team behind us

Ron: OH WHAT THE FUCK I'M BEING SHOT FROM BEHIND

Theo: I guess no one heard me when i saiD THERE'S A TEAM BEHIND US!

Draco: SPEAK UP NEXT TIME YOU HAVE NO PROBLEM YELLING DADDY ZABINI IN OUR EARS

Theo: DADDY ZABINI!!

Ron: DADDY ZABINI!!

Draco: i walked straight into that

Blaise: STOP MY PAN--OH FUCK AIRSTRIKE

Ron: AT A TIME LIKE THIS?
GET INSIDE! GET INSIDE! GET INSIDE!

Draco: what hit me? SOMETHING HIT ME

Theo: OOOOH I SNIPPED A BITCH OUTTA THE SKY

Draco: OKAY BUT HELP ME I'M BEING HIT FROM BEHIND

Blaise: didn't know you like to bottom
he's dead! he's dead!

Theo: he's my pillow princess 

Ron: omg DRACO STOP FUCKING YOUR FRIENDS
AND GET SOME TASTE!