One Brain Cell Gang: Wifi @ Hogwarts

SMOKE & HOMEWORK [discord]

Pansy:
what's are we up to babes?

Hermione:
we're watching draco and harry stress finish
the divination homework thats dued tomorrow.
and i'm doing arithmancy

Pansy:
Oh fun! I love watching Draco stress. I'll go get my snacks!

Ron:
and you guys called us the idiots 

Draco:
shut up both of you!

Ron:
its not our fault you wanted to the last possible minute

Pansy:
i need to go on another snack run
the snack cupboard is nearly empty

Ron:
so is ours but we didn't get to stock
it as well as yours

Theo:
next time get to the kitchens early

Pansy:
why's your camera off theo?

Blaise:
he's naked

Ron:
is he?! are you?!

Pansy:
why are you so interested? and in front of Hermione?! 
i'm telling HGN immediately!

Theo:
I'm not naked!

Pansy:
then turn your camera on!

Theo:
..fine

Hermione:
You are naked!!!

Blaise:
told you

Theo:
I'm just shirtless
*shows his boxers*

Ron:
i'm getting naked too!
*takes his shirt off*

Pansy:
yeah me too

Draco:
what the fuck is happening? I zoned back in
to everyone getting naked!

Blaise:
its just the raccoons doing raccoon things
Pansy did you do the astronomy homework?
I can't trust Theo and Ron's answers

Pansy:
i don't take astronomy

Ron:
uhh... what?

Theo:
WE'RE ALL LITERALLY IN THE SAME CLASS
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!

Pansy:
WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I DIDN'T TAKE
ASTRONOMY THIS YEAR!

Blaise:
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON ABOUT?
ITS A CORE CLASS

Ron:
You have to take it!

Pansy:
APPARENTLY YOU DON'T! CAUSE I'M NOT!

Blaise:
CHECK YOUR TIMETABLE 

Pansy:
I told you i don--OH MY GOD I DO TAKE IT?! SINCE WHEN?
AM I FAILING? I DON'T REMEMBER GOING TO A SINGLE CLASS!
OH MY GOD WHAT WAS THE HOMEWORK?

Draco:
are you drunk?

Pansy:
why would i drink alone?

Theo:
weren't you with ginny and luna??

Pansy:
yea but we smoked
what was the astronomy homework?

Theo & Ron:
without us?! 

Theo:
i thought we raccoons smoked together

Blaise:
Astronomy homework was the chart she gave us

Pansy:
we do but it was girls only tonight. 
what chart? i don't have a chart BLAISE!

Draco:
you three smoke together? no wonder so many brain cells are gone

Hermione:
i'm a girl!

Pansy:
YOU ARE!!!

Hermione:
why wasn't i invited?

Ron:
you don't like to smoke!

Pansy:
exactly

Hermione:
i still want to be invited?

Pansy:
YOU WERE BUSY DOING WORK!

Hermione:
I WOULD HAVE CAME

Blaise:
CAP!

Draco:
that's a lie!

Ron:
BIG FAT LIE!

Pansy:
HERMIIIONEEEEEE
HERRMIIIIIONEEEEEEE

Hermione:
whaaaaat?

Pansy:
nothing. i'm going to sleep. night loves

Draco:
night

Ron:
goodnight

Blaise:
you're still here

Pansy:
yes we're sleeping together
OH WE SHOULD HAVE A SLEEPOVER

Theo:
I'm down

Hermione:
of course theo is down to sleep with pansy again

Ron:
again? 

Draco:
when was the first time?!

Theo:
hey quick question are you getting paid to be in my business?

Pansy:
over christmas break 

Blaise:
i told you I HEARD THEM!

Ron:
the million galleon question is.. who's the better shag?

Pansy:
you never hear me saying shit shag theo do you?

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