One Brain Cell Gang: Wifi @ Hogwarts

2AM SNACKS [irl]

Ginny: 
is anyone up? 
hello??
???

wake up
wake up
wake up

i know someone is up!!

Draco:
holy fuck 
its 2am

Ginny:
yeah nd i'm hungry

Hermione:
omg gin pls

Ginny:
i wanna go to the kitchen
but i'm scared to go alone

Hermione:
scared of what? the ghost that live here???

Ginny:
its dark af something could grab me!!

Draco:
if u run it won't
go bare foot like the racoons

Ginny:
just come with me to the kitchen

Draco:
u want me to ocme up from the dungeons
something could GRAB ME!!

Ginny:
just run?????

Draco:
I'm the face of the group i cant afford
to be grabbed

Hermione:
?????
who said?

Ginny: 
Im telling pansy you said that

Theo:
what th e fuck arer yall ding in here

Ginny:
theo come raccoon with me 

Theo:
at 4 in the morn img just wat for breakfast

Ginny:
its only 2?? 
mione im comig to your room toget you

Hermione:
i'll met you in the common rooom
i don't want you waking my suitemates 

Draco:
ill meet you at the great hall

Ginny:
fine!
ooh look whos changed their mine

Draco:
might as well  SINCE I'M UP GINESYS

Theo:
should i wake blaise

Draco:
only if you want to die

Ginny:
were leaving now

"Finally you're here."
"Some of us had to come down seven flights."
"You wouldn't have to if Ginny didn't force us awake."
"I didn't force anything, you didn't have to come!"

"Why are you whispering?" Theo rubbed his eyes as they walked to the kitchen.
"I don't want anyone to hear us?"
"Do you think Filch doesn't sleep? It's two am no one is up except us."
"No one is up except us," Ginny mocked rolling her eyes. "No one wants your bad attitude."

Draco huffed looking through the cupboard. "No one wants you."
"Don't make me get my brother your step father to sort your attitude out."
"I'm not scared of Ron!"
"Yeah but you're scared to get cut out the will," Hermione teased.
"HE'S NOT MY REAL STEP FATHER!"

"Okay but why are you yelling?"
"He big mad" Theo laughed
"It's just a joke you don't have to get so mad."
"Shut up and get your food!"

"Have you ever sat in the Great Hall after hours?"
"No? We're not all raccoons like you."
"Well, its spooky. We should definitely go."

"Theo what the fuck its pitch black in here."
"I SAID IT WAS SPOOKY!"
"How are we gonna eat in here?"
"You need light to know where your mouth is?"

"Imagine something grabs your leg under the table?"
"Why would you say that, Mione?"
"What if a demon hand just grabbed you and dragged you down to hell?"
"Hermione, please!"
"Or what if you fell into a void of dark nothingness and never saw anyone again?"

"I wish I was in the void, then I wouldn't have to hear you trying to scare us!"
"What are you scared about?"
"No one's scared. I wish the nargles would take you away!"