One Brain Cell Gang: Wifi @ Hogwarts

MEAN GIRLS GANG [g.txt]

Pansy:
okay we all saw that right??
???

Ginny:
saw what?

Hermione:
what are you on about now?

Luna:
i saw it! 
she's a nice girl i think.
she speaks spanish

Hermione:
who speaks spanish

Pansy:
is she? i've never talked to her
i mean we had that one run in

Ginny:
WHO ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?

Pansy: 
BLAISE'S LAST POST!! go look at the comments

Hermione:
i'm in the middle of hw i'm not 
looking at his post

Ginny:
ooooooooooh

Pansy:
RIGHT!!!

Ginny:
is he secretly dating rosemarie

Pansy:
Theo didn't say anything 

Hermione:
this is why he probably didn't 
tell us!!

Luna:
exactly you guys should
respect his privacy

Pansy:
???
hermione you were literally
with us when we spied on him
wyd???

Ginny:
he didn't reply its been
12 mins wats he doing

omg wat if shes crazy?

Pansy:
and she would pick blaise
to be crazy over????

Luna:
you picked DRACO!!!
Blaise is really handsome
and smart and talented

Ginny:
GET HER ASS
actin like she wasn't a lovesick
puppy over him!!!! EMBARRASIN

Hermione:
???
luna???
do you like blaise luna

Pansy:
STOP! I CARRY THAT SHAME EVERYDAY!!
i was a innocent girl trying to hide her gay

...but blaise???

Luna:
none of you think Blaise is 
attractive?????

LIARS!!  ALL OF YOU

Pansy:
no lunas right id definitely
sleep with blaise

Ginny:
well thats fine cause you're
a whore

Pansy:
HOW TRUE!!

Hermione:
luna's right blaise
is good looking but i
wouldnt date him

Ginny:
you like himbos mione

Hermione:
wtf is a himbo

Pansy:
Ron!!
lmfao

Ginny: 
dumb beefy kind boy

Luna:
OH! thats ron perfectly!!
he's kind and quidditch does 
his muscles well!! 

Hermione:
isnt' that harry and theo too

Ginny:
oh god were a himbo fan club

Pansy:
except forrr Luna
neville's quite brilliant 

what a privilege to not
explain basic things

i had to explain cows can
get up the theo

Luna:
lol harry & theo are a bit scrawny

what?

Ginny:
explian what now??

Pansy:
plz! theo is convinced
once you tip cows they can't 
get back up

Hermione:
they get up

Pansy:
I KNOW!!
i said THEO YOU HAVE A FARM
YOU'VE HAD TO SEE A COW GET UP

he's an idiot

Luna:
but he's your idiot

Hermione:
don't remind her she'll cry
lmao

Ginny:
she's already crying

Pansy:
i cry everyday
ne wys are we letting rosemarie
 into our mean girl gang

Hermione:
mean girl gang
???
since wen are we mean

Ginny:
nooooo if they break up
it'll fuck up the dynamic

either we'll like her and the break up
and we side with her or we side with blaise
and fuck up our friendship with her

Pansy: 
everyone says we're mean

you've got a point gin
or they both leave and break the group

Hermione:
they say YOU'RE MEAN
not the rest of us!!

Luna:
who says she even wants to be
friends wit yous

Ginny:
cause we're the most fun
in this hell cause school??

Pansy:
i'm just gonna not like her
boom problem solved!!!