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Dahyun (in a serious tone): Sana, I have something to tell you.
Sana: What is it?
Dahyun: L-Let's break up.
Sana: Uhm, Dahyun, can you please repeat what you said now?
Dahyun: I said let's break up.
Sana (in disbelief): D-Dahyun... You're breaking up with me? Why Dahyun? Why?!
Dahyun: *is silent
Sana (shaking Dahyun): Tell me Dahyun. I won't be mad at you if you're honest. But, why are you ending our relationship?
Dahyun: I-It's because---
Sana: Because what? Imma ask you Dahyun, do you have another woman? Are you cheating on me?
Dahyun: No.
Sana: Oh, then, is there someone, some girl prettier and sexier than me?
Dahyun: No.
Sana: Is there someone hornier than me?
Dahyun: No.
Sana: Is she better at bed than me?
Dahyun: No.
Sana: Is she gayer than me?
Dahyun: Absolutely no!
Sana: THEN WHY ARE YOU BREAKING UP WITH ME?! (*sobbing)
Dahyun (*confused): HOLD UP A MINUTE! Why are you asking those weird questions to me?
Sana: BECAUSE YOU SAID YOU'RE BREAKING UP WITH ME!
Dahyun: Sana, can you please listen to me?
Sana: Now what?! (*wipes tears off her cheek)
Dahyun: Who told you I'm breaking up with you?
Sana: H-Ha?
Dahyun: Sana, I was about to say, "Let's break up this Cadbury bar into smaller pieces because I can't eat it by myself", that's all. (*shows Cadbury bar)
Sana: S-So, you're not cheating on me?
Dahyun: Why would I do that to you, doofus? You're being too overdramatic.
Sana: Oh. Now that you're talkin', I'm gonna break up with you---
Dahyun: PLEASE SANA MINATOZAKI DON'T LEAVE ME! I'M SORRY I DIDN'T FINISH MY STATEMENT EARLIER, I'M SO SORRY---
Sana: Shut up Dahyun! I was about to say, "I'm gonna break the bed with you tonight," you moron!
Dahyun: Ahm, Sana, we've broken about 20 beds because I've been fucking you roughly every night, so please don't break the new bed I just purchased yesterday.
Sana: Yet I liked being roughly fucked by you. It makes me even hornier. (*seducingly touches Dahyun's cheek)
Dahyun: Wow, says the one nearly crying a while ago.
Sana: Ha ha. So let's make a deal. I'll help you break that chocolate bar, in return, you're gonna let me fuck you in my terms. Deal?
Dahyun: Deal.
Sana: So where's the chocolate bar?
Fin.
A/N: An idea I concocted while washing the dishes.
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Diary of the Imperial Japanese Navy
RandomA collection of stories whose settings are located within various ships of the Imperial Japanese Navy. The author has no intention of glorifying the IJN; furthermore, this version of the Imperial Japanese Navy is located in an alternate universe.
