(Underage humans, get out of here.)
(ft. Demon Slayer's Doma and Akaza)
Doma: Say Akaza, why do you have such high respect for women?
Akaza: Me? Unlike you woman-eating ass-head, it's because it reminds me of my fiance, and because I have a promise to her that we will watch the fireworks together. Every woman in this planet reminds me of her!
Doma: Ahh, really? Oh well, women are just mere food for me. A source of nourishment, replenishment, power----
Akaza: Shut up asshole! Women are not food!
Doma: They are!
Akaza: They aren't!
Doma and Akaza keep arguing until they entered a motel by mistake.
Akaza: Huh? What is this place?!
Doma: The sign says it's a motel. Do you even read?
Akaza: I can read dumbass! It's just that the place is not familiar to me---
(Doma sniffs the smell of women from a room)
Doma: Oi Akaza, are you smelling it?
Akaza: Smell what?
Doma: The scent of women! It's chow time!
Akaza: You better not lay a finger on them you jerk!
Doma followed the scent while Akaza is right behind him, ready to strike him. After a while, Doma stopped in front of a door.
Doma: The scent is strongest inside this room. I'm barging in!
Akaza: What the hell are you thinking? Let's get out of here---
Doma kicked the door, and they were astounded by what they saw.
Two naked women, one on top of the other, moaning and groaning. They were humping each other at a furious pace.
Sana: Ahh... Ahh--- D-Dahyunie... I-I'm gonna cum!
Dahyun: S-Shit... Sana-chan... (buries head on Sana's neck) I'm close...
They humped each other until they reached their orgasms.
Sana: That was fun...
Dahyun: Yeah. Want another round?
Sana: I still have enough energy left. So let's go!
Sana and Dahyun kissed each other deeply while Doma and Akaza just watched in shock.
Doma: Wha-Wha-What is this frightful sight in front of me?!
Akaza: Haa? Frightful my ass! That was the most beautiful sight I have ever seen! Two women in sex! This is the best day in my life!
Doma: Ugh, you're the worst.
Akaza: You're even the worst ever you woman-eating jerk!
And Doma and Akaza kept arguing while leaving the motel, while Sana and Dahyun had their second round.
Fin.
Moral lesson: motel.
KAMU SEDANG MEMBACA
Diary of the Imperial Japanese Navy
AcakA collection of stories whose settings are located within various ships of the Imperial Japanese Navy. The author has no intention of glorifying the IJN; furthermore, this version of the Imperial Japanese Navy is located in an alternate universe.
