AOT Oneshots/Headcannons

#4 Levi x F!Tall!Reader

Requested by leoriosmind

Type: Fluff

Reader: Fem!Tall

Title: Shyness

Hange will be using he/him

Y/n's POV

Me and Levi tend to compete over nothing. As both of us are Humanity's Strongest Soldiers, we always try to out do eachother. I do find our competitions quite fun and entertaining, especially when he's scowling at me. It's so cute watching him try to intimidate me even though I could squish him like a bug just by stepping on him.

I was walking to my office when I bumped into the little man himself. He gave me a cold glare

"Ooh someone's grumpy" I say as I pinch his cheek. He smacked my hand away

"Don't touch me you filthy brat" He says in disgust. I bow dramatically

"My apologies Sir. Short-stack. Please forgive me for not acting in your favor" I say with a smirk as I stare at him as I continue to bow. His glare was even harsher than before. I return to normal position as I put a hand over my forehead. I then lean on the wall dramatically

"Your highness, am I not even worthy of your wise words?" I ask with a grin. His eye begins twitching

"You seem a little distressed? Is everything alright Mr. Shorty?" I ask as I smirk. He bites his cheek as he begins walking away

"Are you upset because you were made fun sized and I was not?" I ask pushing all of his buttons at once. His hands turn into fists as he begins shaking in anger.

"Did I hit a nerve?" I ask putting a hand over my mouth. He turns around slowly as his face darkens

"I'm gonna kill you" He says with venom

"How so? I don't think you can reach that high to inflict a fatal blow" I say as I put my hand on my chin to insinuate that I'm thinking.

"Don't test me Y/n" He says

"I must look like a titan at your height, you'll have to use the ODM gear to get anywhere near my chest or neck" I say as I nod with my hand still on my chin.

"You really think I'm kidding?" He asks in a low tone. I snicker. I remove my hand from my chin as I pat the air, right at Levi's height. I then kick the area like I would a football
(Idc if they don't have football🤭)

He stared at me with wide eyes as he attempted to control his anger. I gave him that same smirk from before. He then stomped over and attempted to attack me. I picked him up and threw him over my shoulder like a sack of potatoes. He began struggling

"Don't worry, mommy will go hand you off to daddy" I say referring to Erwin. I don't have any attraction towards Erwin, I see him as a brother but because we're both tall it's just funny.

"You brat!" Levi exclaims as he continues to struggle like the little worm he is. I walk towards Erwin's office

"Calm down baby, daddy is right around the corner" I say trying not to laugh. Levi began screaming at me like a maniac

"I'M GONNA MURDER YOU IN YOUR SLEEP! YOU STUPID BRAT! I'LL CUT OFF YOUR LEGS AND FEED THEM TO YOU! YOU CAN'T BE A GIANT IF YOU DON'T HAVE LEGS! SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN Y/N!" He yells as we enter Erwin's office

"Levi missed daddy" I say as Erwin looks up from his paperwork. He struggles to keep a straight face. A smile threatens to appear. I pick up Levi and hold him bridal style