#20 Headcanon: Modern AU Erwin

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Requested by Tobytiel

° He's terrible with technology

• He makes a bunch of dad jokes

○ He has a gym membership

● He works a desk job, probably the CEO or owner of the company

□ If he ever had kids, he'd probably drive an SUV

■ He wears a wrist watch

♤ He probably has reading glasses, not necessarily because he needs them. He just thinks they're cool

◇ He isn't up to date with slang and probably will use lit or savage to try and fit in

♧ Despite being really rich, he probably lives in an apartment

☆ He probably has a dog

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4/29/21

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