AOT Oneshots/Headcannons

#3 Porco x F!Reader

Requested by givemeadonutnow

Type: Fluff/Modern AU

Reader: Fem

Title: Parties

Y/n's POV

Me and Porco had just arrived at Reiner's party. He threw a party every weekend and I'm not sure why Porco even comes to these. He hates Reiner but insists on coming. We're both seniors in college. We both walk into the house and Reiner greets us

"Y/n it's good to see you" Reiner says as he engulfs me in a friendly hug. I hug him back

"It's good to see you too" I say as we break apart. A hand goes around my waist. Reiner looks at Porco

"It's good to see you to" He says passive aggressively. Porco glares at him

"Good to see you too" Porco says. I sigh at the tension between the two.

If looks could kill, they'd both be dead

Pieck approaches us

"Now, now you two. Let's not ruin the mood" Pieck says pointing to Colt who is having a chugging competition with Jean.

"Jean, stop it, you're gonna regret it tomorrow" His girlfriend Mikasa says

"Mikasa, you only live once" Eren says as he smirks

"You just enjoy Jean being in pain" Armin says. Eren sweatdrops as he smiles

"I would never..." He mutters as he looks away. I look to the right to see Sasha passed out on Niccolo's lap. I look somewhere else to see Connie making out with some red-headed chick
(Definitely not me😩)

I then look to see my ex, E/N(Ex's name) approaching me.

Oh great this will be fun...

"Y/n, it's so good to see you here" E/n says

"Wish I could say the same" I say with venom. Porco watches the interaction closely, confused on how I know him

"Don't be like that babe" he says. I cringe. Porco is now glaring at him

"Don't call me that E/n" I say as I glare at him

"You love it when I call you that" he says

"Who are you?" Porco asks

"Her boyfriend obviously" E/n says as he grabs my hand

"Ex-boyfriend and don't touch me you creep" I say as I roll my eyes and pull my hand away

"And who are you?" E/n asks looking Porco up and down disgusted

"Her boyfriend" He says as his grip on my waist tightens.

"That's what you're with now, really?" E/n asks. I groan

"Why are you here?" I ask as I pinch the bridge of my nose

"To see you obviously" E/n says.

"Well I don't wanna see you" I say as I grab Porco's hand and begin walking off. I feel a hand grab my shoulder and stop me. I turn around to see E/n. I got ready to punch him when someone else beat me to it. I watch E/n fall to the floor. I look to see Porco staring down at him with his fist clenched

"Keep your hands off my girl" He says as he grabs my hand

"Porco.." I say

"We're going home" He says

And this is why we don't come to these

(521 words)
4/18/21