(EVERYONE. JOINED. THE. CHAT!!!!!!!)
Link: So wat are we gonna do today.
Zelda: I dunno
Mipha: Today is such a boring day....
RR17: Hello guys it's me again and it's from ripcitytws, and first to create a airship with minecarts and fly from death mountain to hyrule castle sanctum wins. How's that?
Revali: Ugh! It's you AGAIN! CAN YOU PLS-
Daruk: He left Rev.
Urbosa: Hmmm..... it's that new guy again. Gee I hope he'll be a good dare poster.
Link: It said first to create an airship with minecrats and fly from death mou-
Urbosa: DEATH MOUNTAIN!?!?!?!?!? I WILL NOT GO THERE OKAY!?
Mipha: But... it's a dare...
Urbosa: STILL I WON'T
Daruk: What about we add a prize of 1,000,000 rupees?
Link: Who has the price?
Revali: HmMmMmMm... *Looks at Zelda*
Everyone: *Looks at Zelda*
Zelda: FIIINE! I DO HAVE 1,000,000 RUPEES ALRIGHT!?
Revali: Yes now-
An earthquake occurs
Urbosa: Yikes! What was that!?
Daruk: *Gasps* Look!!!
Zelda: IT CAN'T BE! CALAMITY GANON OMG IT'S NOT 10,000 YEARS BUT WHYYYYYY!?!?!?
Link: No time to chat! Come on! Get ready for some action!
Revali: Can I go defeat Gano-
Link: NO TIME FOR THAT
Mipha: Link's right! We need to- Hey... it's a little different right now.... The Calamity is the Calamity, but.... it's only malice...
Daruk: Gee what happened!?
Zelda: Me and Link will go search it. The rest of you, hop on your divine beasts!
Revali: Tss fine...
Mipha: Okay!
Daruk: Got it princess!
Urbosa: Anytime.
A few seconds later...
Link: Umm.... what is that......
Zelda: !!!
Zelda: Is this the human form of Ganon????
???: Well hello there Link and Zelda.
Link: WHAT!? WHO ARE YOU!?
Zelda: Ummmm...... you are....?
Ganon Spirit: I am the spirit of Ganondorf. I do not want to cause anything bad, but one time a cursed malice took over my body. It's now cursed, and is willing to rule over Hyrule and spread bad everywhere. I am that body's actual owner...
Link: So you are good?
Ganon Spirit: I did not cause anything bad so..... yes.
Zelda: Wait. Since you know your body the best, can you show why this is happening?
Ganon Spirit: Very well. Since when the Calamity was defeated and put to sleep, the cursed malice became even more angry. It's making the Calamity 10000 times faster, and this is just the warning to show how strong the next Calamity is.
Zelda: And.... what's that hand for?
Ganon Spirit: Zelda, I know this is very hard for you to hear but-
Zelda: Um.... what do you mean by that?
Ganon Spirit: Zelda, that hand is formed by every dead spirit, and the ones flowing away are the tired ones that'll go to afterlife. Your mother is somewhere here too...
Zelda: Mother... MOTHER!?!?
Link: !!!!
Link: LOOK OUT ZELDA LOOK! THE MALICE!!!
Zelda: Th- thanks Link.
Ganon Spirit: WATCH OUT!!!
*Malice flows and floor starts to fall*
Zelda: LIIIIINK!!!!!
Link: *Grabs Zelda* Ugh.... Gotch- AAAAGH!
*The hand grabs Link's hand, powering it with something*
Link: OMG MY HAND! WHAT HAPPENED!?!?
Zelda: Link, I.... I'm not sure what happened, but l-let's get out of he-
Ganondorf Body: ALL THINGS. ALL THINGS WILL BECOME OURS. INCLUDING YOU. INCLUDING YOU WILL BE CONTROLLED.
Ganon Spirit: Um.... there's a purple cloud above the body....
Zelda: LOOK OUT!
*Red thunder struck into the body*
Link: AAAGH!
Zelda: ...wait.... where'd the body go?
Link: Let's see....
Ganon Spirit: AAAGH!
Zelda: Ganondorf! Are you all- oh no....
Ganon Spirit: I... can't exist... without my.... body..................
*Ganon spirit flows away*
Link: Wh-where'd he go!?
Zelda: I don't know. But we NEED to help him! We need to retrieve him into his own body!
Link: Yeah. yeah. Gee I wonder what the champions are doing right now....
Meanwhile for the champions...
Revali: *Takes a sip of his juice and relaxes under an shader*
Revali: Huh *Takes off sunglass* I wonder what that is?
Revali: *Gasps* This.... this is Malice! I have to escape no-
Mipha: Huh.... I wonder what tha-
Mipha: AAAGH! WHAT IS THAT THING-
Urbosa: Ugh..... WHY IS THIS TAKING SO LONG!
Urbosa: Wait. OMG OMG! WHY IS MALICE COMING TOWARDS M-
Daruk: Sigh..... I thought the Calamity was dead...
Daruk: Sigh- OH GEEZ OH GEEZ TH- THE MALICE-
???: 2nd operation is complete, huh....
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THE PLAYER
PertualanganThe Heroes and Villains are nemesis' as you know. But one day, PLAYER appeared and wiped out the Villains from existence one by one in the most popular franchises. The heroes found that a little too much, and refused to cooperate with the PLAYER. Th...
