Chapter 23:Illegal english pie

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You know how schools have those expeditions on so called special places. We Akademya high was no exception. And this time they settled for London.

Kumagawa was walking through the english city searching for his clubmates. On the end, he finded Ayano and Nemesis at a table, eating pie.

Kumagawa:[Hello.]

Ayano:Hi.

Nemesis:Sup.

Kumagawa:[I see you relax as well. That's good. Those expedctions are made specialy by showing you realizations of great people just to make you work harder and raise the school's reputation, anywai. What a scam.]

Ayano:That's a Kumagawa comment. But now that you said it, what kind of jobs would you want to have?

Nemesis:I'm alright with continuing as assasin.

Ayano:I guess I could be a journalist.

Kumagawa:[I would choose teacher. It would give me the chance to corrupt the new generation and see their distruction. It's on the 7th place on the list of jobs most likely for psichopats to practice, as well. By the way, journalist is on 6th.]

Ayano:...Well, no one can say I didn't choose a fitting job.

Kumagawa:[Can I taste from the pie?]

Nemesis:Sure, help your self.

Kumagawa took a bite from the pie. After tasting it, he looked mildly interesed.

Kumagawa:[I didn't know you had that kind of tastes.]

Ayano:Now that ypu said that, this meat pie tastes kinda weird. What meat it is? Chicken? Beef?

The two girls took another bite. Kumagawa looked at both of them, amused. That wasn't a good sign.

Kumagawa:[Actually, it's human flesh.]

As soon as these words leaved his mount, the girls spit out the pie. They glared at the pie like it was their worst enemy.

Ayano:Are you sure?

Kumagawa:[In my life time I got to taste a lot and I mean a lot of human blood, don't confuse me with a vampire though. There is a very close taste of blood and flesh. So, assure you that's 100 percent human meat.]

Nemesis:So, all this time we ate...

Ayano:...Ew.

Kumagawa:[Right. Now let's go to tge place from where you took it.]

Nemesis:Why.

Kumagawa:[They gave human mwat to eat to my beloved clubmates. So, I need to give some complains.]

They went to the restaurant. Right there was the owner, Ms. Lovett.

Lovett:Hello, dears! Do you want some pie?

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Lovett:Hello, dears! Do you want some pie?

Kumagawa completly ignored the woman and went to the kitchen, the yandere and assasin after him. Unsurprisingly, they founded the place full with fresh human corpses cut into pieces.

Kumagawa:[I stand correct.]

Nemesis:I'm gonna kill that bitch.

Behind Kumagawa, Lovett had a knife ready to stab him. But he catched her arm and efortlesly throwed her on the incinerator being turned to ash in a matter of seconds.

Nemesis:Oi, I was gonna kill that bitch!

Kumagawa:[Alwais so greddy, Nemesis-chan. You're not the center of the universe, you know?]

The door of the kitchen opened. With another fresh corps, Sweeny Todd entered.

 With another fresh corps, Sweeny Todd entered

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Sweeny:Here ano-

But he abruptly stopped observing the absence of Lovett and tge presence of the teenagers. The demon baberer and the perfect minus stared at one another.

Sweeny:...Where is Ms. Lovett?

Kumagawa:[Oh, if you search through the incinerator you'll find her ash.]

Not staying to think, Sweeny rushed with his blades at Kumagawa. His speed was very good for a normal human being. Unfortunately for him, Kumagawa was capable of moving at light speed and even faster.

Because of that he easily took his blades and formed specific deep cuts on Sweeny's back.

Strings apeared and suspended Sweeny in air. The strings made his flesh from the cuts raise, forming wings from it and fire began to extend from incinerator, slowly burning him alive. He screamed in agony at his long pain.

Kumagawa:[That's what I call an angel od death.]

Ayano jumped on Kumagawa's back. She had a barely noticeable blush.

Ayano:I'm tired. Carry me.

Kumagawa:[Very well.]

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