(G)I-dle (여자)아이들) incorrects

MinQi ft. Miyeon

Minnie: Yuqi, I need your help!

Yuqi: *brings out shovel* I'll start up the car

Minnie: Wha-?! No, I need help asking Miyeon out!

Yuqi: *nervous laugh* oh yeah, oh course that's what you meant by help, *throws shovel away* so what do you need?

Minnie: *twiddles thumbs* Well I don't think I can ask her out directly. I want it to be memorable so, I don't know, a pickup line maybe?

Yuqi : *plops down on couch* Sounds neat, but how about we do one better and you say it in French?

Minnie: French?

Yuqi: Yeah, that's how Shuhua asked out Soojin on their first date. I memorized exactly what she said too

Minnie who's now giddy: Genius. OKAY THEN, PREPARE YOURSELF CHEO MIYEON

*later that afternoon at (G)-Idle's dorm*

*doorbell*

Miyeon: *opens door* Minnie?

Minnie in a suit and tie: *bows* bon soir mon chéri *holds out bouquet of roses*

Miyeon: *blushing madly* o-oh, umm, good evening?

Minnie: oui *leans in* and may I just say one thing madam?

Miyeon: *breathing harshly* W-what?

Minnie: *strokes Miyeon's cheek*

Minnie besides Miyeon's ear: *whispers* tu as une très belle poitrine

Miyeon: *scoffs* Why you-! *hits Minnie with bouquet and slams the door shut*

Minnie in utter shock: W-what?! Yuqi, what the hell!

Yuqi popping out from bush: Yeah, I just translated what you said and it's *sucks teeth*

Minnie walking over: *takes Yuqi's phone* what do you mea-OH what the hell!

Minnie: *exasperated* You said this is how Shuhua asked out Soojin!!

Yuqi: *raises hands in defeat* dude I don't know I was making out with my girlfriend, I may have heard wrong.

Minnie boiling over in anger: HOW THE HELL DID YOU MANAGE TO SCREW ME OVER AND FLEX ON ME IN THE SPAN OF ONE MINUTE?!?!

Yuqi: *chuckles* But hey, at least your ask out attempt was memorable to say the least, right? even bought a suit and tie and all that.

Minnie:

Minnie: *walks away*

Yuqi: Hey, c'mon how don't be like that. I'm sure she'll give you another chance! Here,  I'll stand right here until your ready to do it again. I'll even look up some other pickup lines, let's see *brings out phone*

Minnie: *comes back*

Yuqi: *looks up* ayy I knew you'd come around, here how about this one? It means you have unique eye- What is that in your hand?

Minnie:

Minnie: *raises shovel*

Yuqi: OH SHI-