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(G)I-dle

"So today is fire drill day at the studio and to my chagrin, no one was listening to Soyeon's fire drill seminar in case, you know. A fire happens to break out." Yuqi grins as she stares at the camera, "My girlfriends mistake was using PowerPoint. Not one likes listening to presentations, spreadsheets are much more exciting."

"Like this Jinjin?" Shuhua says thrusting a pose akin to something the main dancer has never seen 

Soojin blinks, "Shuhua that's not even part of the routine. What's that even called?"

"The Guldo pose. Soyeon-unnie says the Ginyu force are a lot like us!"

"Ah, that explains it." Soojin nods her head but really gained no knowledge from the younger's sentence

Yuqi grins while she approaches the entrance, "While my girlfriend goes out to get lunch for us, I'll let the rest of my members try to recall the steps during an fire emergency."

I've barricaded the doors from the outside other than the hallway. Speaking off the hallway." she goes outside and whips out a vent above the door to the practice studio. She proceeds to torch the knob until it turned visibly red. 

"No escape now." she grins before making her way back inside and lights a cigarette in front of a trash can.

"Man this would be a good no smoking campaign too, just burn down the studio you work in and then get charged for arson. Yuqi, you're quite a clever girl." she nods to herself before lighting the receptacle on fire close enough that the smoke would easily be in view. 

Minnie was busy stretching while Miyeon was eating some mochi some fans gave as a gift.

Minnie smiled at her walking in, "Oh yeah Yuqi did you-HOLY SHIT, THE ROOMS ON FIRE!" she screams in panic, pointing at the lit up entrance. Miyeon almost spit out the mochi and starts looking for a way out while chewing the chewy treat rapidly 

"Oh no, fire?" Yuqi smirks to herself, awaiting her Oscar, "What ever shall we do?"

Shuhua walks from the other room and shrieks, "OH FUCK, WE'RE GONNA DIE, DEAD ARE WE, 这意味着在这里, JINJIN I'LL SAVE YOU!!!" she yells at the top of her lungs

Yuqi smirks at the camera, "Okay so what are the basic step-"

"EVERY WOMAN EXCEPT ME AND JINJIN FOR THEMSELVES." Shuhua interrupts her, immediately going into panic mode , dragging poor Soojin along 

Soojin shrugs and goes on her phone, "How to not die in a fire." she mutters while typing and being dragged along with Shuhua 

Minnie lifts up a chair and plans on charging the door to the hallway, 

"MINNIE, NO!" Miyeon screams but the younger girl was too far gone to hear her plead. It resulted in Miyeon stressing over the younger member who might've gotten a concussion from the chair ricocheting onto her

Shuhua practically threw one of the airvent covers off but screamed in frustration seeing it wasn't big enough for her to fit through

"WHERE'S SOYEON-UNNIE WHEN YOU NEED HER?!" she screams desperately 

"C'mon guys, Soyeon taught us this, what's the procedure?" Yuqi inquires in a still calm voice in the middle of the pandemonium 

"Lay low to avoid the CO2! Covering the doors with damp clothes, calling 911"

Shuhua suddenly runs to her locker confusing Yuqi and pulls out a small black box before rushing over to Soojin 

"JINJIN BABY IN CASE WE DIE IN ABOUT TEN MINUTES, WILL YOU MARRY ME?!" she yells in a mixture of elation and panic 

Soojin smiles and looks at Shuhua 

"I do." she responds quietly 

Minnie suddenly raises her head from the ground after seemingly being unconscious 

"C-Congrats, Shuhua and S-Soojin..." she whispers quietly before collapsing again causing Miyeon to grow evermore worried and confused 

Shuhua screams loud enough to shatter class before laughing manically, "HAHA, BITCHES GUESS WHO'S ENGAGED AND ABOUT TO DIE! THIS GIRL!" she points at herself and wraps an arm around Soojin who was smiling sheepishly 

Yuqi rolls her eyes, "No one? We managed to have an engagement in a burning building but no one knows the procedures for a fire?"

"SONG YUQI!" a booming voice calls out from the hallway 

Yuqi's blood runs cold, "Oh shit."

"WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!OPEN THIS DOOR NOW," the sound of a really mad Soyeon invades their eardrums and the entire room goes silent despite smoke starting to fill the ceilings 

Yuqi spots a window that she secretly kept open and bolts straight for it making any Olympic runner look up in awe and shame of their own inabilities 

"I now welcome the sweet embrace of death." she says while jumping out in a nosedive pose, ready to take the gold. 

2 hours later

Yuqi with a big bump on her head was getting reprimanded by her girlfriend. The bump didn't come from the fall, Yuqi jumped out of a 1 story building, it was from Soyeon clubbing her after she basically committed arson.

"-and furthermore Soojin and Shuhua are now ENGAGED so I'll have fun explaining that to dispatch and-"

"Sorry, my baby." Yuqi interrupts her 

The effect was instant and the short girl's face flushes a bright red,

"HUH!?"

Yuqi wraps her arms around her girlfriend's waist and leans in close,

"자기, I'm really sorry. I was doing it cause I got mad at them ignoring you during your presentation."

"Aww, that's so swee-, wait presentation?" Soyeon furrows her eyebrows 

Yuqi nods, a little confused, "The fire safety one."

"Yuqi, I was literally reading off the slides. I don't even know about fire safety in the least."

The younger's face morphed to one of realization,

'Oh shit.'

"So. I didn't, have to set the studio on fire?"

Soyeon's gentle expression dropped and turned to a glare, "No, but thanks for reminding me of how PISSED I still am at you!"

Yuqi groans inwardly but keeps her smile, "Why do I do this to myself..."