Yuqi: *about to leave*
Shuhua: HOLD IT! *raises palm*
Yuqi: o-oh, what's up Shu?
Shuhua: *points at Yuqi's bag* What's in there?
Yuqi: *nervously sweating* n-nothing
Shuhua: *narrows eyes* nothing Jinjin's ass! *tackles Yuqi*
Yuqi: Shu, no! *drops bag*
Shuhua rummaging through bag: aha! I knew you were hiding...eggs?
Yuqi: weeeeellll, ya see I heard some surfaces are so hot that you can literally fry eggs on them. I've been wanting to try it and had to sneak these past Soyeon
Shuhua: and you didn't just stop by the grocery store because?
Yuqi rubbing her neck: I spent all my money buying rubber eggs so they'd never know I took them outta the carton
Shuhua: Yuqi, that is...fucking INGENIOUS
Yuqi: I KNOW RIGHT?!
Yuqi: SO YOU GONNA HELP ME COOK THESE?!
Shuhua: HELL YEAH, LET'S GO!!
After rushing out the dorm. ShuQi spent the next 4 hours making two dozen half cooked eggs covered in dirt, dust and wiper fluid
Shuqi coming back to the dorm outside the door
Yuqi shuffling back drenched in sweat: Worst.idea.ever
Shuhua panting : That man chased us for fifteen minutes for cooking on his windshield
Yuqi: at least we're home no-
*Hears screaming from the inside*
Miyeon: Minnie, what happened?!
Minnie: I JUST CHIPPED MY FUCKING TOOTH FROM THIS BOILED EGG!!! FUCK!
Minnie: WHOEVER THIS WAS I WILL SKIN YOU ALIVE!!!
Miyeon: MINNIE, PUT THE KNIFE DOWN!
ShuQi: *slowly shuffling away from the door*
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(G)I-dle (여자)아이들) incorrects
HumorJust some incorrect convos featuring our dorky queens Main ships - Yuyeon - Sooshu - Mimin
