(G)I-dle (여자)아이들) incorrects

Sooshu ft (G)I-dle

*At the (G)I-dle dorm*

Shuhua smiling widely: good afternoon unnies!

Yuqi: *chuckles* what's gotten you in a good mood?

Shuhua: *shrugs* nothing much exceeeppt

Shuhua: I'm no longer looking for a girlfriend!

*rest of the members look up in shock*

Soojin: w-what?

Yuqi: You can't be serious

Soyeon: Wow, *smiles happily* good for you Shu-yah!

Mimin: no way... *sobbing while hugging* our little girl has grown up

Soyeon: *gets up to hug her*

Shuhua: yep! and that's because... *harshly pulls Soyeon right to her*

Soyeon: Shu, wha- OH MY GOD!

Shuhua: *holds up cucumber to Soyeon's face*

Shuhua: I'm going to threaten someone for one

Yuqi: W-wait, Shu, let's not be hasty her-

Shuhua: SHUT UP OR UNNIE GETS IT! AND YOU! *points cucumber at Soojin*

Soojin: *raises hands in surrender* y-yes?

Shuhua: *deepening voice* GO ON A DATE WITH ME OR SHE GETS THE CUCUMBER

Soyeon: *sobbing* PLEASE SOOJIN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

Minnie: I don't even know what's happening anymore

Miyeon: *sighing* I'll call the police again