Trailor trash

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Me updating, nahh

Me listening to a song on repeat for a month straight then slowly cultivating a story line, ding ding ding ya got it!!!
LEts get to it bby
Song is Trailer Trash by McCafferty lyrics thanks to genius

TW! CURSING

Fighting was heard from with in the mind palace, it seemed to be Remus and Janus, usually they dont fight, so it attracted the attention of a few Light Sides.

[Spoken Intro]
Chris, get out of the car! Just leave, dude! Just leave the car! I’m sick of it, I’m sick of it,

A new sound was heard amongst the chaos, a guitar, strumming a rather peculiar tune, played behind the yelling

I hate you, I hate you so much, just leave, dude, just fucking leave. Just leave, dude

And as the yelling slowly tuned out a voice began to sing, it was Virgil.

[Verse 1]
Can you pass the happiness, please? I need to top off my drink
I love the way that you are, I wanna know how you think
I feel at home in these notes, I feel at home when I speak
I’m thinking all this shit will never catch up with me

[Chorus]
She said that trash hangs with

And now a base joined the music

trash and I’m the worst of the worst
With expectations that fail, you know somebody gets hurt
I am the scratch on your eye,

As the light sides got closer to where the music was coming from, they saw virgil, a mic by his mouth, a sound board in front of him, and Remus on the drums.

I am the worst of my kind
I am the trailer,

Virgil put his hand up turning to look slightly at Remus before
the park, the first to lie,

Pointing at Remus and pressing a button on the sound board, Remus then added drums to the melody.

shit

Janus stood on the sidelines nodding along to the best Remus was playing, flashing a smile at Virgil who glanced over at him to confirm the music was recording correctly. The group enjoyed the remainder of Remus' solo, before Virgil turned back to the mic to begin singing again.

[Verse 2]
I'll think that things will get worse before they finally get worse
And with my head in my hands, I’m finally laid off of work
And with this college degree, I guess I’ll do this for free
I’m thinking all this shit has finally caught up to me

I’d like to say that I’m wrong, but hey, dude, I'm always right
I’m condescending to you, you’re condescending to life
You probably think that line’s cool, you’ll probably post it online
Just know that I don’t like you, so please just don’t waste your time!

Virgil tapping a slower, yet harder beat glanced over to Janus

And Wes is looking at me while I’m recording this song
He’s probably laughing right now just while I break the fourth wall

Smiling as Janus grinned and shook his head

Saying what’s up to you all, just kidding, I don’t even care
I hope you turn this shit off and you just get yourself out there

[Chorus]
They say trash hangs with trash and I’m the worst of the worst
With expectations that fail, you know somebody gets hurt
I am the scratch on your eye, I am the worst of my kind
I am the trailer, the park, the first to lie

[Spoken Outro: Nick Hartkop & Chris Joecken]
Oh...!

Now both Janus ans Remus began screaming startling Virgil slightly before he too joined in
We're going fucking—we're going under!

Yelling :
What the fuck? Chris, shut it off!

And now they all screamed
Remus saying something incoherent, making the other struggle to hold in a laugh as he shook his head wildly.
Oh...!

"Ah haha, that was great, they're totally gonna love it, I'll finish up the fintoning, but that brilliant" Virgil laughed.

Remus fell of his stool and began rolling on the floor, cackling.

"Jesus christ Rem, breathe" Janus said standing up to lean next to Virgil. (Why is Virgil being correct led to Birgil wth)

"They better fucking live that, I think I ruined my voice, and you know how much I like spooking Thomas at night" remus said, slowly getting off the floor.

"Then maybe I'll actually get some sleep for once. Muhaha It is all going according to plan" Virgil gestured, pretending to be a comical super villain.

"Alright, simmer down count doom n' dork" Janus said lightly nudging Virgil.

"Ooh, that's a new one, dont mind if I steal it." Remus said wiggling his eyebrows.

"Whatever man" Virgil pouted.

Outside of this room the light side were frozen.

'What in the world did I just see?' Roman wondered.

"Do ya think they're in a band?" Patton whispered.

"Hah?" Roman uttered (like the technoblade heh) (Subscribe to Technobladeeee)

"I mean, I suppose so, they do seem to have the proper equipment for it" logan said, tilting his head slightly.

"Okay, that's it, I cant deal with this today, I need my beauty sleep, Audios losers." Roman said, fliping his hair dramatically before pivoting and strutting out.

The other two staring at him as he rounded the corner.

"Welp.... I guess I'll be off to make cookies then" Patton said slowly.

"Ah... yes, I shall be off aswell, I left a rather good book in the library." Logan said, he too turning away and walking down the hall.

As they left, faint laughter could be heard form inside the small room they were observing.

"I'll have to remember that sometime, seems as though their relationship has gotten better." ...

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⏰ Last updated: Aug 05, 2021 ⏰

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