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Radiant:Hello! Welcome aboard Flight 68 where our motto is "We hope you make it!"

Unpredictable:Excuse me?

Radiant:On this three hour flight, kick back and relax because our captain just came back for his two year long suspension!

Unpredictable:Suspension?!

Radiant:But no worries! Calm down. He just graduated from flight community college!

Unpredictable:COMMUNITY?!

Unstable:HI YES HELLO. ME PILOT FOR EVENING

Unstable:NAME IS CHOQUE DE AVION, WHICH SPANISH FOR PLANE CRASH

Unstable:WE TAKE OFF WHEN ME FIND-

             *Caramelldansen starts playing*

Unstable:SORRY SORRY, THAT MY PLAYLIST. BIRTHDAY NEXT WEEK

Unpredictable:Get me off this plane

Radiant:No

Unpredictable:

Unpredictable:GET ME OFF THIS-

Radiant:All right! Any questions?

Unpredictable:Sir?

Radiant:Yes?

Unpredictable:Why am I the only one on this plane?

Radiant:That is a great question!

Radiant:

Unpredictable:Why am I-

Unstable:OKAY, WE TAKE OFF NOW

          *Caramelldansen continues playing*

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