Zyrisias: I do stand up comedy, that's why my legs hurt all the time
Brutus: Boo! You're not funny!
Zyrisias: Boo! My parents are still alive!
Brutus:
incorrect quotes • days union
Table of contents-
1•great doesn't know what a breakfast burrito is
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2•is soup a drink?
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3•crunchy conditioner
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4•too young for discord
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5•microwaved cereal
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6•what the fuck
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7•onions
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8•scary and his tin foil
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9•is lava wet?
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10•a bitch living lavish
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11•all odd numbers have an e in them
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12•great doesn't know what a quesadilla is
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13•macabre tries teaching kids
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14•scarys wife
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15•rain
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16•emotionless sells his bath water
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17•wifi password
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18•placid's wish
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19•communist detected
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20•placid annoys practical
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21•rejected 27 times
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22•these are called chips?
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23•unpredictable goes flying
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24•great steals horrid's kidney
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25•is that seat taken?
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26•evil
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27•psychic
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28•let them be lesbians
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29•brutus's parents
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30•funeral
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31•dead parents
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32•babysitting
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33•stand up comedy
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34•push up pop
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35•historians when
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36•babies
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37•truth or dare
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38• keyboard
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what if
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fuck
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what
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39•vine
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40•fly high kasimir 🕊
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41•candy crush
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42•poor
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43•mcdonalds
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44•screw you guys (affectionate)
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45•omg she did it guys !!
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46•i dont fucking know anymore just get your food
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47•daycare
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48•banger post guys!!
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49•du doctors have a meeting (not really)
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50•bedtime
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51•water
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52•sunflowers
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53•joyous and ethereal content foams at mouth
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54•the red head is going to hell the fastest
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55•dates
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56•don't even know what to title this lmao
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57•average kasimir and zemin argument
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58•money
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59•depressed
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60•how far is a lightyear?
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61•satire
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62•birthday
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63•men supporting men 🤩
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64•sunrise president moment
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why im leaving wattpad/du
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65•bro went in for the kill
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66•i've fucking had it with you
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67•todays the day.
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68•weez
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69•coping
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