13•macabre tries teaching kids

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Macabre:Okay kids

Macabre:Today I'll be teaching you self defense

Macabre:I believe the best form of self defense..

Macabre:..is carrying a firearm

The Kids:

Macabre:Today I brought my draco with 75 round drum

Kid:Woah wait-

Macabre:I got like..

Kid:Sir,please put that away-

Macabre:17 bodies on this bitch,I swear

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