Radiant:*Talking about Scary* Of course!What other 3-1 shampoo,hair,and body wash would he use?
Macabre:If it's shampoo,hair and body wash where's the third one if that's just two?
Dynamic:Conditioner
Radiant:Yeah it's conditioner
Macabre:Yummy
Dreadful:Cronch
Dynamic:
Dynamic:Conditioner is soft,what do you mean cronch?
Dreadful:CRONCH
Dreadful:Have you eaten conditioner?How do you know?
Dynamic:IT SOFTENS YOUR HAIR
Dreadful:THAT DOSEN'T MEAN IT WOULDN'T CRUNCH
Radiant:I use conditioner,I doesn't crunch
Macabre:But did you eat it?You can't say it's soft if you haven't eaten it
Benevolent:Did you eat it Macabre?
Macabre:✨Yes✨
Benevolent:Oh god
Dynamic:BITCH ITS STILL PHYSICAL TOUCH,ITS SOFT WHEN YOU PUT IT IN YOUR HANDS
Radiant:Well more like slippery and kinda slimey but it's still pretty soft
Macabre:It's crunchy when you put it in your mouth,I can confirm since I eat conditioner for breakfast
Macabre:I even wear the fact that I eat conditioner with pride
Benevolent:Where's the crunch when you eat conditioner?
Macabre:In your mouth
Radiant:WHERES THE CRONCH THO
Benevolent:THAT DOESN'T HELP
Macabre:YOU'LL KNOW IF YOU EAT HAIR CONDITIONER
Dynamic:IF YOU PUT ROCK SALT IN IT I MIGHT UNDERSTAND WHERE THE CRONCH IS BUT I D O N T
Macabre:THERES NO ROCK SALT THE CONDITIONER JUST BECOMES CRUNCHY WHEN YOU PUT IT IN YOU MOUTH
Benevolent:You know what?I'm gonna go taste conditioner for science
Radiant:What type of conditioner do you have that goes cronch
Macabre:Normal conditioner,all conditioner becomes cronchy when you put it in your mouth,this is scientifically proven
Dynamic:By who?
Macabre:Scientists
Dynamic:Which scientists?
Macabre:ALL OF THEM
Radiant:ALL OF THEM??
Dynamic:DIRECT ME TO YOUR GODDAMN SOURCE
Macabre:Ask any scientist and they'll tell you that conditioner becomes cronchy when you put it in your mouth,they don't need to say it because it's common knowledge
Dreadful:Its like rock candy
Macabre:Exactly
Dynamic:Bitch theres no proof
Macabre:I do have proof,first hand proof that conditioner crunches when you put it in your mouth.Anyone who has tried eating conditioner know this
Dreadful:Can confirm
Dynamic:I AM IN DISTRESS ON HOW WRONG YOU ARE
Macabre:See?Dreadful tried it too
Macabre:You're really going to ignore first hand reports?You haven't even tried eating conditioner before
Dreadful:Very crunchy,it's like eating a bag of crinkle cut crisps
Macabre:It's exactly like that
Dynamic:IM ABOUT TO GO EAT CONDITIONER RIGHT NOW AND PROVE YOU TWO WRONG
Dreadful:Well you should because you'll find that it's very crunchy
Benevolent:I CAN'T TASTE IT AT ALL
Benevolent:ALL I CAN TASTE IS MOIST SLIPPERY LIQUID THATS NOT EDIBLE AT ALL
Dynamic:YOU ACTUALLY TRIED IT?!I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING
Benevolent:I REGRET IT
Dreadful:Well you probably ate shampoo instead
Dreadful:
Dreadful:WAIT YOU ACTUALLY TRIED IT
Macabre:BENE WHAT THE FUCK
Radiant:OKAY THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR NOW S T O P
Benevolent:IT WAS FOR SCIENCE
Dreadful:YOU FUCKING ATE CONDITIONER???
Macabre:FOR REAL??ACTUALLY IN REAL LIFE??WHY????
Benevolent:I WANTED TO KNOW IF THERE WAS CRUNCH
Macabre:WHAT DID YOU EXPECT
Benevolent:I SPAT IT OUT AFTERWARD YOU LIED TO ME
Dreadful:DID YOU THINK WE ACTUALLY ATE CONDITIONER LIKE WE FUCKING MONCHED IT UP ON THE REGULAR
Benevolent:IM BURPING UP BUBBLES
Macabre:WHAT THE FUCK
Benevolent:I'LL BE OKAY BUT SHIT
Dreadful:WILL YOU-
Dreadful:WILL YOU REALLY-
Benevolent:Imagine conditioner being like crunchy rock candy
Radiant:BENE I AM CONCERNED
Dynamic:I DOUBT THAT YOU WERE OKAY IN THE FIRST PLACE IF YOU ATE CONDITIONER TO SEE IF IT WAS CRUNCHY
