43•mcdonalds

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here's your yearly chapter guys !!





Brutus: Can we get McDonald's?

Xeno: No, we were there like two days ago

15 minutes later

Cashier: Welcum to McDonald's, how may I take your order?

Brutus: I'll take ten chicken nuggets

Cashier: Okay, ten chicken nuggets

Brutus: Actually, I want a cheeseburger

Cashier: Alright sure one cheeseburger

Brutus: No, I want a wrap

Cashier:

Cashier: Sssure

Brutus: I changed my mind, I want a happy meal

Cashier: For the love of the goddesses how long will this take

Brutus: Actually-

Nysh: She'll take the happy meal, thank you very much

Brutus: How old was I two days ago?

Xeno: Thirteen

Brutus: What about three days ago?

Nysh: Thirteen

Brutus:

Brutus: What about one day ago-

Xeno: Eat your fucking happy meal

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