Scary:Oh hey,didn't see you there
Scary:You must have confused me for a MAN that can't open FOIL
Scary:Because I most definitely can!
Scary:Especially at late hours of the night where nothing is open so I can't get more whilst essentially needing it to cook ANYTHING
Scary:*inhales*
Scary:I AM A MAN THAT CAN DO SIMPLE TASKS LIKE OPENING FOIL AND NOT FUCKING IT UP AND CUTTING IT WITH A KNIFE A MILLION TIMES
Scary:THATS NOT ME
Scary:*Laughing while trying to open foil*I FUCKING HATE FOIL
Scary:*Still laughing and stabbing foil aggressively*
Benevolent:
Benevolent:This is the saddest thing I've ever seen
