Great:I cannot think of a single case where the onions make the food better
Horrid:Go fuck yourself
Great:I'm right
Horrid:You're never right,especially not now
Scary:I personally don't like onions
Scary:All it does is make perfectly fine food taste bad
Horrid:All you do is make my perfectly good day bad
Scary:WH-
Scary:..Good!
Horrid:Regular cheese pizza with green peppers and white onion as the topping?Nutted
Great:Whats the opposite of nutting?
Horrid:THATS LITERALLY THE BEST PIZZA COMBO EVER
Great:I feel like attacking you
Horrid:A burger with regular toppings and you throw in some red onion?Fuck yeah
Scary:Don't know about that one chief
Horrid:WHAT DO YOU PUT IN YOUR FOOD THEN?
Scary:...Anything but onion
Horrid:Alright but just a little disclaimer,onion in stuff like salads tastes like shit.Onion rings also aren't good
Great:Onion rings suck ass,but what about cucumbers?
Horrid:Cucumber sucks
Horrid:Just adding onions,carrots,croutons,or ranch dressing in a salad immediately makes it a bad salad
Horrid:Carrots are nice,just not in salads
Great:Well I can agree with that
Horrid:If you put ranch dressing in your salad then you actually disgust me
Great:I don't actually
Horrid:Well then your safe on that count
Benevolent:Shut up
Benevolent:Both onion AND ranch are good!
Great:EVIL
Horrid:WRONG
Scary:I went to go get some Doritos,what the hell is happening now-
Benevolent:Carrots are also good too!
Benevolent:I can't believe y'all don't have taste
Great:You are NOT one to judge CONDITIONER CRONCHER
Benevolent:SHUT UP THAT WAS FOUR CHAPTERS AGO AND YOU WEREN'T EVEN THERE
Benevolent:But imagine just eating plain salad
Horrid:THEIR ARE DRESSINGS OTHER THAN RANCH
Horrid:LITERALLY ANY OTHER DRESSING IS BETTER
Horrid:Carrots are good just not on salad.They're not bad but but it's usually a sign of a boring or overall bad salad
Benevolent:Ranch makes any salad perfect
Benevolent:Even a salad with carrots
Horrid:You are disgusting
Horrid:No one will EVER love you,you filthy ranch loving bitch
