Horrid:Soup and stew are drinks,it is acceptable to have them in a cup
Great:Soup and stew are not drinks,that's disgusting
Horrid:They are drinks
Great:Have them in a cup,but they're not drinks
Horrid:They're liquids you swallow without chewing,that's a drink
Great:You swallow stew without chewing?
Horrid:Okay,not the chunks of the stew,but the broth
Great:We eat soup,we don't say we drink it,that just sounds wrong
Great:We EAT it
Horrid:Well it may sound wrong but it's accurate!
Great:NO it's NOT
Horrid:"I'm gonna go drink some Campbell's Tomato Soup"
Horrid:See?No problem
Great:N o
Emotionless:It's..sort of like a sauce,is it not?
Emotionless:And sauce isn't a drink
Horrid:Hold up
Horrid:Where did you get sauce from?
Emotionless:I don't know...tomato soup..ketchup..
Great:There are so many hot takes here I'm going to implode
Horrid:What are we putting soup on top of?
Emotionless:On top of..a bowl...or cup,I don't really know
Horrid:Sauce is not a drink because it's meant to be eaten on top of something else
Horrid:Soup,however,is meant to be a solitary experience!
Horrid:Therefore,it is a drink!
Emotionless:Tell that to my friend who chugged mayonnaise
Great:
Great:You guys are going to make me cry and I cry like three times a year maximum
Horrid:Your friend is an outlier and therefore should not be counted
Emotionless:You CAN'T order soup at cafes as a DRINK
Emotionless:On menus,soup is under food,is it not?
Horrid:
Horrid:Because cafes are COWARDS
Emotionless:Soup is for EATING
Horrid:Anyway,I'm gonna go back to the topic of stew
Emotionless:Stew is not a drink
Great:I'm going to go stew in despair now
Horrid:You might say that stew is not a drink because of the chunks you can't swallow
Horrid:However,ice water has chunks you can't swallow and it's considered a drink!
Horrid:Stew equals drink
Emotionless:Who says I don't swallow ice
Emotionless:I fucking swallow those icy cubes and choke on them and cry
Emotionless:Also,soup is a combo of food items
Emotionless:And stew is too
Emotionless:They are foods
