Benevolent:I was reading some community posts and one commenter said they got their friend to microwave their cereal
Radiant:Yeah?
Benevolent:Microwaved cereal disgusts me
Macabre:Isn't there some rumor about putting cereal in the fridge or freezer or something before adding milk?
Radiant:Literally opposite energy
Unpredictable:What's wrong with microwaving cereal?
Benevolent:HUH???
Macabre:UNPREDICTABLE WHAT THE FUCK??
Radiant:WHAT-
Unpredictable:ITS A WASTE OF A CUP TO HEAT UP THE MILK AND POUR IT INTO THE CEREAL SO YOU POUR COLD MILK INTO THE CEREAL AND THEN HEAT IT UP
Macabre:Out of literally everything you've ever said this is by far the most horrifying one
Benevolent:I SWEAR IM GOING TO KILL YOU
Radiant:I HOPE YOU GET STUCK IN A ROCK YOU ABSOLUTE MADLAD
Unpredictable:Haven't we established the fact I ate warm cereal
Radiant:Yeah but not like this
Unpredictable:How else would I get it warm?
Macabre:Unpredictable,I'm going to obliterate all of your joints one by one
Benevolent:JUST DONT MAKE IT WARM YOU FOOL
Radiant:What the fuck
Radiant:What the absolute fuck?
Radiant:You just.Put it in the microwave?
Radiant:Like a soup?
Radiant:YOU EAT FUCKING CEREAL SOUP?
Benevolent:I'm bouta put Unpredictable in the microwave for his crimes
Macabre:Is cereal a soup to you Unpredictable?
Benevolent:I'm shoving Unpredictable into a microwave like a high school bully shoving a kid into a locker
Macabre:UNPREDICTABLE,A MICROWAVE
Benevolent:I hope you get the electric chair for your crimes against cereal <3
Unpredictable:ITS NOT SAVORY THOUGH SO ITS NOT A SOUP
Macabre:ITS A WARM LIQUID WITH LITTLE FOOD BITS AND STUFF SO I CLASSIFY IT AS A SOUP
Unpredictable:WHAT THE FUCK ITS NOT SOUP
Unpredictable:I get a bowl of water and some gummies and heat it up.Is that soup?
Macabre:It is now
Unpredictable:DISGUSTING
Macabre:Is having hot cereal from the fucking microwave not more disgusting to you?
Unpredictable:No?Whats so wrong with it?
Benevolent:Everything
Benevolent:Literally everything is wrong with it
Radiant:I swear I'm about to beat you up Unpredictable
Unpredictable:I'll beat you up
Radiant:I will dump a bowl of soup on your head
Macabre:Microwaved cereal is the sticky nut juice of soup
