Horrid:I can't eat breakfast burritos anymore because I've eaten them so often that I just can't eat them anymore
Great:Uh..okay...no..backtrack...
Great:
Great:BREAKFAST BURRITOS?!
Horrid:Yes?
Horrid:Oh my god
Horrid:Have you never had one before?
Great:NOOO???
Great:WHY WOULD YOU HAVE A BURRITO FOR BREAKFAST??
Emotionless:Yes
Horrid:Okay so,It's like,scrambled eggs,sausage,sometimes bacon or ham,really anything you want wrapped in a tortilla
Horrid:Oh,and cheese of course
Emotionless:Never forget the cheese
Great:HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU EAT THAT??THAT'S BASICALLY JUST AN OMELETTE
Horrid:I mean,yeah I guess
Emotionless:But with a tortilla
Scary:This is where the cultural differences occur
Great:WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YALL
Emotionless:It's actually quite good
Scary:It's delicious
Great:Please tell me you only eat one at a time
Great:I only drink nesquick and call it a day honestly
Great:No time to fucking MAKE A BURRITO FOR BREAKFAST
Horrid:I mean,you can?One is fine though
Great:YOU ACTUALLY EAT MORE THAN ONE???
Great:OH MY FUCKISJJDKENFLS
Emotionless:I don't understand your bewilderment
Great:THATS BASICALLY A HEART ATTACK WRAPPED IN A TORTILLA
Scary:You're so blind to the horrors of American cuisine
Scary:There are so many more things that are worse that a breakfast burrito
Horrid:They literally sell deep fried twinkies at local fairs
Emotionless:Anybody want a deep fried bacon wrapped donut?
Scary:Oh man
Great:I am..disgusted...
Horrid:Why do you have a problem with breakfast burritos and not omelettes?They're pretty similar
Great:CUZ I DON'T EAT OMELETTES FOR BREAKFAST AND YALL DO SCRAMBLED EGGS INSIDE A TORTILLA
Horrid:
Horrid:OMELETTES ARE A BREAKFAST FOOD???!!?
Horrid:HOLY SHIT
Great:Who the FUCK has the time to eat an OMELETTE FOR BREAKFAST
Horrid:OMELETTES ARE FOR FANCY BREAKFASTS AND RESTAURANTS OR IF YOU HAVE FREETIME ON THE WEEKEND OR DURING A FAMILY GATHERING-
Great:YALL ARE ANIMALS,YOU'D RATHER EAT A SALTY ASS OMELETTE INSTEAD OF A CHOCOLATE PANCAKE??
Horrid:We eat those too?
Great:ALONG WITH THE FUCKING OMELETTE?????
Horrid:No..well you can..it depends...fuck you
Horrid:I'm leaving
