Haikyuu oneshots and scenarios

YANDERE KUROO REACTS TO YOU GETTING KIDNAPPED

P.S: The pic above ain't mine and let's start :)

If his darling would get kidnapped. aka YOU, my dear reader, oh man... those poor schmucks are literally asking for a death wish

As innocent and playful and nice and charming Kuroo might appear to you, he is the literal DEVIL himself when it comes to someone trying to harm you. He will NOT tolerate it if someone dares to kidnap you and will torture them till they beg for death. He'll start with his torture slowly wanting them to feel pain for daring to lay their filthy hands on your pure and precious sweet little body. After he makes sure you're safe with the other Nekoma members and after he has some of his hench men keeping an eye on you for your safety, then he'll begin his rein of terror and destruction

May the universe be kind to those people because your husbando Kuroo will pull their teeth out, light cigarettes and stick 'em in their necks and various other parts of their bodies, punch and kick them, slice and dice their skins, stab them here and there and stomp on them Draco Malfoy style like how he did to poor Harry. By that time, they'd be begging for mercy and he'll show a sadistic smile and wait for it.... he's gonna gouge their eyes out and finally kill them. His men will dispose of the body and he'll make sure to clean himself up before he presents himself to you

He'll check you if you have any injuries and he'll feel immensely guilty that he couldn't protect you as you just kiss him softly and tell him how your all right and your glad to be back with him. As much as he loves your tough strong persona, he still gets worried for you and hence, from now on expect him to be more clingy and possessive and obsessive of you. So, while your cuddling with him on the couch, and chilling and eating cup noodles Kuroo will whisper sweet things into your ear saying how he'll always protect you with one arm around your waist and with some nice soft jazz playing in the background. That sounds nice doesn't it?

 This man loves you so much, please love him back and give him lots of hugs and cuddles!!! OR I WILL BE AFTER YOU WITH MY FRYING PAN!!!! (Lol, just kidding XD)He will tear the whole world apart if something happens to you (Sorry for the most cringe worthiest line in history TvT)

I hope you guys liked it and yes, I know its shit TvT