JUST SOME TEXTING! (TW: Swearing)

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Warning: there will be some swearing.

This is all fun and games - no scripting, just a convo between two besties (Mei and Lila) or (Lila and Mei)

Have fun reading!!

Viewer Discretion is advised.

DON'T SAY WE DIDNT WARN YOU!!

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NO

YES

Lila i swear to god how DARE you try to argue with me

ACTUALLY its jod

HEY i came up with that joke

YOU HAVE NO PROOF

I DO, BUT I WONT SHOW IT FOR OUR PRIVACY REASONS ON WATTPAD

YOUR SMART, I HATE YOU <3

HATE YOU TOO BITCH <3

THAT IS THE NICEST THING YOU HAVE EVER SAID TO ME

Yeah well dont get used to it

NEVER WILL.

Sorry guys this is Mei, lila and i are just having a bit of an argument (im looking at you, bitch)

YOU DONT KNOW IF WERE HAVING AN ARGUMENT OR NOT, MAYBE WERE JUST SCREAMING AT EACH OTHER FOR NO APPARENT REASON!

Yeah thats true -_- but guys, we might be doing a funny chapter/collab (which basically means we will both be writing together and doing...what is it called? Lila you know that english writing class exercise where you get a partner and you write then they continue the story off of you and etc. etc??)

No because my teacher doesn't do that and I have no friends to do it with soooooooooooooo (jk ahahhah)

Bish tf i am RIghT hErE

I KNOW, BUT DO I CARE? NO! NO I DON'T!

DIDN'T CARE EITHER! Anyways, i gotta go guys, this is yours truly, Mei, signing OFFFFF

Now you are just stuck with me. Congratulations if you made it this far. Here is a candy bar 🍫

SIKE BITCH HAHAAA YOU CAN NEVER ESCAPE THE WRATH OF THE WATTPAD WRITER MEI

I can. */ban Writer_Mei*

*unbans myself* i am too powerful for your foolish banning lila

WELL GUESS WHAT: YOU MAY BE TOO POWERFUL, BUT I. AM. IRON MAN.

And i'm fucking done with your shit. BYEEEEE - Mei <3 (love you all)

AND THATS IT FOR TODAY'S EPISODE OF KEEPING UP WITH FLIPPIN ELMOS WORLD! BYE --Lila <3 :P :D

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