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I Don't Know What To Say (Wilbur x Fundy)

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alright anyways hello my lovelies this is Mei and I hope you like this chapter :D

I'm writing this during art class so I don't need to pay attention HEHE

Backstory: Wilbur is revived on the Dream SMP and tries to talk to Fundy again. (Btw, Wilbur isn't Fundy's father in this story, he's just his friend.)

TW: Mentions of death

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It was him.

It was him, he always made me mad. 

But yet, he persists.

And it's annoying as fuck.

"Just, STOP IT!" Fundy exhaled sharply and glared at Wilbur.

"Stop following me around, trying to be my friend. It's annoying. You're not my friend, Wilbur. You blew up L'Manburg! You left me alone to handle this stupid world!"

"Fundy, we used to be best friends. And, I get that you're mad at me, it was wrong of me to do those bad things. But I'm back, Fundy, I'm back and I've recognized and apologized over and over to myself for doing those things.  I spent a long time in the afterlife, Fundy. I've grown from my mistakes."

Fundy scoffed. "Just because you were in the afterlife doesn't mean I'm going to be your friend now. You to me will always be a cruel, foul bitch who went insane. We used to be best friends, Wilbur. Used to."

Fundy stormed out the room and down the Prime Path. He heard Wilbur's footsteps behind him.

Fundy rolled his eyes and turned around to face Wilbur. Wilbur smashed into his lips and jumped back. Fundy widened his eyes. 

Wilbur nervously scratched his head. "I didn't think you would turn around-"

Fundy cut him off with another kiss. He tangled his hands in Wilbur's hair and passionately deepened the kiss. Wilbur succumbed to the touch and leaned into Fundy. 

Fundy pulled back. He stared at Wilbur's lips and looked up at his eyes. Fundy shoved him away and ran. 

Wilbur watched in shock as Fundy ran away from him, growing smaller and smaller. 

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Fundy slammed his door. He muttered angrily as he threw his hat onto the ground and tugged his ears. "Stupid hormones..."

Fundy groaned as he realized the mistake he just made. "Wilbur's my ex-best friend and god damn enemy!"

Fundy heard a knock on his door. He walked over and opened it. 

"Quackity?"

"Hey Fundy! How was hanging out with Wilbur?" Quackity asked, inviting himself in and sitting down.

Fundy scowled. "Would everyone just stop talking about Wilbur already?!"

Quackity frowned. "What do you mean? Wilbur just got revived so of course we're all talking about him."

"Yeah, I wish he wasn't." Fundy covered his face with his hands.

"W-What?"

"I said, I wish that bastard wasn't revived! He's a monster! He blew up L'Manburg, and killed himself, and left me before I even got the chance to tell him I loved him!" Fundy shouted. 

Quackity stared at Fundy in shock. "You...were in love with Wilbur?"

"I was always in love with him. And I thought that fire died. But it's always been burning." Fundy sighed.

Quackity stood up. He walked over to Fundy and pulled him up by the arm. "Listen, buddy, you're gonna tell that son of a bitch you love him. Because he deserves to know, and you don't deserve to hide your pain."

Fundy nodded and looked at Quackity's hand. "Can you uh...can you let me go maybe?"

Quackity noticed his hand gripping Fundy's arm. He quickly released. "Oh, yeah...sorry."

Fundy brushed himself off and took a deep breath. "Okay. I'll tell him."

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"I just don't understand, does he love me? Or does he hate me?" Wilbur sniffled as he wiped his tears. 

"I feel like that kiss with raw...was real, you know? And I hate to admit the shitty things I have done before, but I am a bad person. I didn't deserve to be revived. So I just wanted to make amends. And thank you for listening to me." 

Wilbur turned to look at the blue sheep. 

"Beheheheh!" 

Wilbur smiled. 

"Wilbur."

Wilbur looked up, his eyes red and puffy from crying. 

"Fundy?"

Fundy stepped forwards. "I need to talk to you about something," he said, ignoring the fact of Wilbur crying.

Wilbur nodded, standing up to face the shorter red-haired boy.

Fundy sighed. "I'm in fucking love with you, Wilbur."

Wilbur raised his eyebrows.

"I'm in love with you. I always have been. You've always been so nice to me, and so charming. You made every bad situation happier, and you made me feel safe. And I thought, I thought that that love died when you...blew up L'Mandburg and abandoned me. But I was so wrong. Seeing you back here is...pretty traumatizing. So I got scared."

Wilbur smiled. "Fundy, I never wanted to hurt you. I never wanted to blow up a country, I never wanted to...die. I wanted to live with you for the rest of my life. The rest, of my life, Fundy. You mean so much to me."

Fundy stared down at the ground. Wilbur gently lifted his head. "I love you, Fundy."

Fundy pulled Wilbur down and kissed him, gently holding his jaw. Wilbur smiled into the kiss, wrapping his arms around the red-haired boy and feeling his heart glow. Fundy pulled away, staring into Wilbur's hazel-brown eyes. 

He hugged Wilbur. Wilbur chuckled and hugged him back. 

Fundy let his tears stream down his face and quietly whispered into Wilbur's ear. "Just remember that I loved you, even in the afterlife."

Fundy plunged his dagger straight into the spinal cord of Wilbur's neck. Wilbur immediately collapsed onto the floor, the blood slowly trickling out of him. Fundy dropped the dagger and turned around, walking briskly away. His quiet sobs grew louder as he approached his house, eventually turned into choked sobs and crying out. 

Fundy held Wilbur's beanie and let his tears stain the fabric. "I'm sorry, Wilbur."

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okay...sorry if that made you sad too

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