Dumbass hoes:
C u m D u m p s t e r: Kokichi- can i borrow some money?
S a t a n: What did you do dumbass?
A v o c a d o: she kicked down the cafes door to yell at shuichi-
S a t a n: tf- why?
A v o c a d o: Bc kaede kissed him
C u m D u m p s t e r: RIGHT AFTER YOU BROKE UP WITH HIM! BITCH DIDNT EVEN TAKE TIME TO HEAL, HE JUST MOVED ON AND GOT HIMSELF A PUSSY TO SMASH INTO!
S a t a n: On the cheeks?
A v o c a d o:Yeah? Why?
S a t a n: YOU DUMBASSES! THEY DO THAT AS A GREETING/PARTING!
C u m D u m p s t e r: o h-
S a t a n: Pay for the door yourself.
C u m D u m p s t e r: My bad-
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Kokichi sighs and rolls his eyes floping back on his bed. "Hey Grape brother, Slutty Ass Pig Barf is punching herself so she can pretend like we did it." Hiyoko says flopping on top of him forming a lower case t. "Hah! What a dumbass, shouldnt she know if we were going to attack her we would make sure the body wouldnt be found." "I know right? Such and idiot." Hiyoko agrees. Kokichi's phone vibrates. "Get that." "no." "please?" "no." "I will get you gummy bears." "here" "Thanks i lied by the way." "fuck you." "No." "You would so let amami fuck you, admit it." "No. Shut up, I just want things to go back to normal, where me you amami and papa go out together at the beach house, but no we have to have that bitch coming into our family and im being forced to have a significant other, it all sucks." "...I know, she broke my foot the other day bu-" "BITCH DID WHAT!? IMMA FUCKING MURDER A HOE!" "It was while dancing she put her 12 inch heels right in front of my feet. She reminds me of junko just more terrible" (oh honey....) "...Im going to amamis house wanna come with?" Kokichi says texting. "Why? So i can be there when he fucks ya'? No way." Hiyoko says rolling her eyes. "Bitch stfu- No. Come on we need to get away from the hoe downstairs anyway." Kokichi says, Hiyoko nods "Yeah i guess." *ring ring* "hold on a random number is calling me be quiet." "ok." *Click* "Hello? Marcos pizzaria and abortion clinc, todays lost is tomorrows sauce, how may i help you?" (ngl i answer almost EVERY random call like this reactions are priceless-) "What the fuck kokichi-" ''Riu!?"
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Just like before. (oumami.)
Fanfictionso uh this story is sorta pregame but not at the same time. Its a non despair au. some of the personalitys are different and shit like that. idk. They are in hopes peak tho, idk i cant make descriptions
