𝙷𝚊𝚒𝚔𝚢𝚞𝚞 𝙾𝚗𝚎 𝚂𝚑𝚘𝚝𝚜

◘ Freeze Your Brain - Y/N Pranks Sugamama ◘

A/N: Ryan McCartan's range is yes

Ahem

Hinata
HI Y/N-SAN

Tanaka
This is going to be so good

Ennoshita
Oh god

Sugamama
Hello my wonderful child

I've been through ten high schools

Asahi
Wait really?

They start to get blurry

Sugamama
Well I mean you have been through 10

Kageyama
2 in the morning

Daichi
ITS TWO IN THE MORNING

Sugamama
Shush my child is speaking

No point planting roots, cause i'm gone in a hurry

Hinata
But you're friends with us right?

My dad keeps two suitcases packed in the den

Hinata
Are you leaving us!? :<

Tsukishima
Finally

Sugamama
TSUKISHIMA KEI

Daichi
TSUKISHIMA KEI

So it's only a matter of when

Kageyama
BOKE! HINATA IS SAD NOW

Yamaguchi
So am I :(

I don't learn the names

Tsukishima
You literally know all our names

Don't bother with faces

Tsukishima
...

All I can trust is this concrete oasis

Sugamama
Where is this "concrete oasis"?

Seems every time I'm about to despair

Tanaka
Haha Danganronpa noises go brrr

Nishinoya
I'm a Junko kinnie you know

Tanaka
Same BRO

There's a 7-11 right there..

Sugamama
Do you want me to take you there?

Each store is the same, from Las Vegas to Boston

Sugamama
You've been to Vegas?!

Daichi
You've been to Boston??

Asahi
You've been to America?!

Linoleum aisles that I love to get lost in!

Hinata
What does Linoleum mean?

Tsukishima
You a simp for 7-11?? 

I pray at my altar of slush

Tsukishima
PFFT-

Asahi
That's wrong, you should only pray to God

Yeah I live for that sweet frozen rushhhhh