◘ Sexy (Lyric Prank) - Inarizaki (Osamu x Reader) ◘

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A/N: my name is kaaaaaaaaaren my hair is shiiiiiiiny

Inarizaki Group Chat

hi

Atsumu
Hey Y/N

Kita
oh hi y/n

Suna
hey

Osamu
hi Y/N

if i could change the world, i'd make it halloween :)

Ojiro
what 

Atsumu
Halloween out of all things huh...

every single day

Osamu
thats too much candy 

and also have world peace

Ojiro
we need world peace absolutely

maybe world peace should be first

Suna
yeah definitely

world peace and then halloween....wait let me start over

Kita
i- ok

hi

Atsumu
hello :D

if i could change the world, I'd make us have world peace

Ginjima
Yes world peace is first

....and also halloween :D

Suna
tf is with you and halloween

every single day!

Atsumu
samu get ready to like halloween

Osamu
wtf is that supposed to mean

Atsumu
you know what i mean :7

on halloween you can pretend to be someone else!

Ginjima
Y/N we know how halloween works

it's like the internet, only in person and with candy!

Ojiro
that...actually true

when you are the hot one, it's a full time gig

Atsumu
yeah that's also true.
except only I know that because
i'm the better looking twin

Osamu
you little shit

looking like what people wanna see!

Kita
Y/N, I have no clue whats going on,
but you look good every way, you
don't have to listen to people like
that.

Ginjima
oh
OH WAIT
(Woahhh)

Ojiro
gin tf?

once a year i'm not

Atsumu
but you're always hot, right samu???

Osamu
i mean yeahh

i dress up and dream big!

Suna
why do you like halloween so much
it's literally the day of diabetes 

disguised as someone else who is not me but is still hot!

Kita
:l

I CAN BE WHO I WANNA BE AND SEXY

Osamu
...

Atsumu
whachu thinkin abt samu?

Osamu
nothing 

I CAN BE WHO I WANNA BE AND HOT

Kita
but-

don't like who you are? then hit that costume shop

Suna
brb time to run to the costume shop

rock a new and different sexy look

Ginjima
(woahhhhh)

Kita
gin what are you doing

why be so downhearted?

Ojiro
we're not??

blast some trashy pop

Atsumu
some what?

and drop it to this hot and sexy hook

Ojiro
wtf is happening?

I CAN BE WHO I WANNA BE AND SEXY

Suna
you said that already..

I CAN BE WHO I WANNA BE AND HOT!

Suna
.....

Be somebody new! Do a total transformation

Atsumu
but we like you for you
right samu?

Osamu
I mean yeah

Animal or mineral too, or even vegetation!

Suna
i'd like to see a sexy vegetable lmao

I give you sexy corn
>-attachment-one-y/n-as-sexy-corn-<

Osamu
...

Atsumu
like what you see samu?

Osamu
stfu you bee

I can be who I want to be, sexy

Ginjima
:P

A sexy Quint from sexy Jaws

Atsumu
w h a t

catching sexy sharks

Ginjima
(uh huh)

sexy eleanor roosevelt or sexy rosa parks!

Ginjima
(uh huh)

Osamu
who???

i can be a sexy pirate or a sexy ballet dancer

Suna
you can definitely pull of the dancer
idk abt the pirate

Osamu
shut up she can pull of anything

Atsumu
...

Osamu
i mean- uh- well-

you think i can pull off anything??

Osamu
i mean yeah, you're beautiful

...

Kita
Y/N??

EEEEEEEEEE SAMUUUUUU
JUST MARRY ME ALREADYYYYYY
.
.
I MEAN
WHAT 
HAHAHAHAHHA

Atsumu
oho? she likes you back samu

wait
BACK
YOU LIKE ME??? 

Osamu
yeah...

A/N: yay

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