11. Seriously? This bitch never dies!

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I just woke up but I swear something smells burned... Did I forget to turn the oven off?

I walked into the kitchen and saw everything was normal.

That's kinda sus.

I walked out to check if the hilichurls accidentally set their camp on fire.

Their Camp is fine... I was about to walk back to my house only to noticed that's where the smell came from!

"WHICH LITTLE MOTHER FUCKING TODOROKI RIP-OFF DID THIS?!" I yelled and looked around for the culprit.

"I-I'm sorry Miss! Please don't tell Jean or else Klee will be grounded.." a soft little voice spoke behind me. I turned around and was met with a little blonde girl with big crimson-red eyes. I immediately pulled her into a hug.

"Aww! You are one of the cutest things I ever saw! Don't worry about the house I can easily get a new one thanks to Kevin! Do you want to eat something? I'm not really a good cook but I can make Kevin give us Almond Tofu! By the way, what are you doing alone here in the wild? It's really dangerous for a little kiddo like yourself. Do you want to stay with me? I'm really good with kids! The last one survived a whole day! Wait- better forget the last sentence!" I laughed the last part off.

"So you are not mad at Klee Miss?" She asked a bit shy.

"Of course not! But might I ask how that happened?" I asked and looked at her curiously as she got something out of her backpack.

"Some of my jumpty dumpty's felt out of my bag and the explosion started a fire.." Klee explained worriedly.

"Oh, so they are bombs? Do you want me to teach you how to build an even bigger and effective bomb?" I asked her.

"Yes!! Then you Miss..? What's your name?" She suddenly asked.

"Oh how silly of me! My name is Y/n! Please you don't have to call me Miss, just Y/n is enough" I introduced myself.

"Ok Y/n! Can you teach Klee how to do these bombs? What are they called?" She asked excitedly.

"It would be my pleasure to teach you how to do nuclear bombs-" I started but Klee panicking cut me off.

"Did you say Nuclear bombs?? Jean said they are very dangerous! Even big brother Albedo said-" I cut her off.

"Don't worry, if anything happens tell them it was Venti and Kaeya!"

"But wouldn't that be lying?"

"Eh- it doesn't matter! You have my approval after all!" I explained with an evil grin.

"Thank you so much Y/n!!" Klee hugged me back.

"Anyways, what were you doing here in the woods?" I asked Klee which looked a bit worried now.

"Eh well- Klee was about to visit Razor but kinda got lost" she explained laughing awkwardly.

"I can show you a magic trick on how to get Razor!" I tried to cheer her up a bit.

"Razor!" I said and suddenly a silver-haired boy appeared.

"Razor!!" Klee yelled excitedly and hugged him.

"Where am I? How did you get Razor here? Are you a witch??" Razor asked me shocked.

"No don't worry! Klee just told me she wanted to visit you and got lost and so I thought I might bring you here!" I explained to him.

"But how did you got Razor here?" He asked confused.

"Magic~"

"Razor! Razor! Can we-" Klee got cut off by an unknown woman's voice.

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