//B*tch-nesan//

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Your POV

It has been 3 weeks since i got here in tokyo and I managed to get along with everyone easily Actually.

I was in school right now and I was talking to Isogai since I was closer to him than the rest of them

"So basically he was like um- became a bird?" Isogai asked

"Well- for the fandom- yes? I don't legit have a single idea on what Isayama thinks but since le bird did that, for us it's Eren" I explained

"But why are you guys making it a joke?" He asked

"Bro,,,, it's funny- like before we only have a horse" "who's the horse?" "What- like- you don't know?" I asked dumbfounded as he tilted his head

"Bro- it's the horse face-" "ah!! Jean!" "Wow- I just said horse face-" I said

"BUT ANYWAYS! We actually find it so sad for the fact that in the ending it didn't show Marco,,,, W H Y" I complained

"Wait- gosh- I just noticed" he said

"Bruh-"

"Allow me to introduce, the part time foreign language teacher who has come today" Korosensei interrupted me

'how dare you, you octopu-' "Nice to meet you everyone!!" A blonde haired woman said 'okay- somethings wrong-' she was clinging on Korosensei?

"My name is Irina Jelavich!" She introduced "this guy's physique has a few odditives but do your job and don't let it bother you" Karasuma-sensei said

"It's a wig" "I don't mind~!" She clinged on Sensei

'What the-' "the school's intention is to fully immerse the students in a foreign language, i assume there are no problems with her taking charge of half of the english class?" Karasuma-sensei asked

"It can't be helped then"

"A pretty amazing sensei has turned up, and she seems friendly toward korosensei" Kaede said 'its too friendly actually' I thought

"Yeah, but this might become an assassination hint" Nagisa comemted taking notes

"The octopus styled monster korosensei, is at loss despite being fawned over by a human woman. For korosensei, who always expresses himself through facial colors. What sort of face does he have for bewilderment?" Nagisa said as we looked at korosensei at he stared at the new teacher

His face um

Turned pink-

'Korosensei's weak point #5 boobs' I thought as i dumbfounded

"The more I look at you the more I like what i see~" the woman said 'what-'

"Your beady eyes, like two diarrhea pills~!" 'that sounds like an insult'

"Your strange, floppy limbs," 'okay wtf-'

"Why you're positively captivating~!" she said as she hugged sensei

'OKAY OKAY- IN WHAT UNIVERSE WAS THAT ATTRACTIVE!? HELL- EVEN NAGISA LOOKS BETTER THAN THAT-' I raged

"How embarrassing!~" Korosensei said

'Bruh-- EVEN MY BROTHER'S BETTER LOOKING THAN YOU ARE- wait no- my bro's superior when it comes to looks- hell i'll even marry him if i wasn't his sister and if i was about his age- SWEET HOME ALABAMA B*TCH NO' and once again, the two braincells of mine started fighting

'Bruh-- EVEN MY BROTHER'S BETTER LOOKING THAN YOU ARE- wait no- my bro's superior when it comes to looks- hell i'll even marry him if i wasn't his sister and if i was about his age- SWEET HOME ALABAMA B*TCH NO' and once again, the two braincells o...

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