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My goodness- me out of writers block!? What a sight to behold- ANYWAYS LMAO AHAHHA ENJOY
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"Good morning! Nagisa-san, Sugino-San!" The AI said as the two boys mentioned had stood in shock.

What happened? Let's just say that our Korosensei did something to the AI that made her into a 2d loveable student 'I'm practically just here to wait once karasuma finds out what he's done' I thought as I ate more of my Chips.

"Chips in the morning aren't healthy, Y/n-chan.." Isogai said as he looked at me with pity "oh please! I do this everyday!" I smiled as he just sighed in disappointment.

"Talk about being unhealthy" Nakamura said as she took a chip from the bag "you speak as if you didn't just take one from me" I said in disbelief.

"The weather is so splendid today! I'm so glad I get to spend it with everyone!" The AI said as she motions a loveable pose. I looked at Korosensei to wait for his explanation, honestly I already knew about it because he has already told it a thousand times to every student that comes in class.

"An abundance of facial expressions and a cheerful way of speaking, the massive software operating them and the memory supplements, also handmade for 12,000 yen!" Korosensei says as he lifts up his wallet 

"THE AMOUNT OF MONEY LEFT IN SENSEI'S WALLET.. IS 5 YEN! Her smile is priceless!" He said with a mixed expression.

"Poor guy's gone broke"
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"She became extremely cute overnight.."

"This is.. fixed artillery.. right?"

"Hell you guys are being deceived.. it's just a program that the octopus made" Teresaka said with his normal pissed voice, "even if it starts acting friendly, it's just a piece of junk that's gonna start shooting guns without a care again" he says which made the AI feel down.

"I understand how you feel, Teresaka-kun…" it said as the model looked down, 'OH NO MY WIFE'S SAD' I thought as I start to dig in my bag for something..

"That is how I acted, as recently as yesterday.. piece of junk.. even if you call me that, I have nothing to say in return.." Its model started to cry as Teresaka looked baffled.

"NO MY WIFE, DON'T CRY MY DEAREST! HERE HAVE THESE ROSES THAT I GREW MYSELF WITH LOVE!" I said, dramatically handing her a bouquet of rose I kept in my bag.

"Where did that came from-"

"As if she actually grew those flowers.."

"TERESAKA-KUN! THAT IS NO WAY TO TREAT A LADY!" I scolded as everyone agreed with me

"Geez.."

"You made her cry.."

"Teresaka-kun made a girl cry"

"QUITS SAYING IT IN A WAY I'D GET MISUNDERSTOOD!"

"There there my queen, he just doesn't know how to talk to a lady, or that's his way of coping because he never recieves anything for valentines.. but that's his problem!" I said, comforting the AI.

"Thank you so much, Dazai-san.." she says as she wipes her tears "just call me Y/n" I said with a smile

"Okay, Y/n-san" I smiled at her words and got back from my seat.

"Do not worry everyone, Korosensei admonished me.. and I learned the importance of cooperation" she said with a bright, hopeful face

"I will make great efforts to make you all like me, until we have a mutual agreement.. I will refrain from carrying out an assassination independently" she says as she stands in a pose like she's introducing herself

'MY goodness she's adorable'

"So please, get along with her" Korosensei said "oh and of course, though i gave her a wide variety of improvements. I didn't so much as lay a hand on her murderous intent" As he says that she just pulled out a weapon for fun randomly.

"If you wish to kill me,"

"Then she's certainly going to be a reassuring ally" and then class started

Our normal routine got on.

"Let the class begin!"

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"Where did you get those flowers?" Karma asks with curiosity "from my bag?"

"That was a bouquet of flowers.. how the hell did you manage to fit that in there?" He asks 'that's what he said-'

"It's called magic, darling." I smirked and did a pose that makes me look cool

"Oh, then enlighten me with your magic, honey" he says leaning into his palm

'Oh my goodness he's hot-'

"A true magician never reveals his secrets, love" I winked as he just rolled his eyes and shrugged it off.

"Now then, Suguya-kun. Without looking at your textbook. Inside the retina are rod cells, which are longer. And one more cell that is shorter, what cell is it?" Korosensei asked

"Huh? Me? Crap uhhhh" he worridly panicked to think of an answer, he turned to the AI and saw..

THE ANSWER IN HER LEG!?

"Umm.. cone cells?"

"W-wait a second! Autonomously fixed artillery-San! Don't use sly tricks to teach him!" Korosensei lectured

"But sensei, in order to assist everyone, I was programmed to-" "CHEATING IS NOT ASSISTING!!!"

"Aren't you the one who programmed her?"
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I still don't know how yall still spam me with notifications everyday, HOW IS THIS STORY EVEN GOOD- anyways- maybe expect a new chap in like 3-4 days- LMAO- but after that I'll be focusing on my exams😭 pray for me pls

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