Unequal life || bsd x assassination classroom crossover || K. Akabane

//shame and toad//

WELL IM BACK FROM THE DEAD YES

Anyways exams next week dw I have new chaps coming up maybe tomorrow
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Your POV 

"Seems you're back early Y/n-chan" Rampo said as he ate a chip while sitting on his desk

"Mhm, good thing ni-chan distracted them for me" I said as I finally burned the doll I was holding and placed Q on the couch

"That some creepy doll" Rampo said as he stood up and walked towards me 

"You just noticed?" 

"I can't wait to see your brother's face when he finds out, guess you won't be problematic once the fall happens" he said as he was about to walk out 

"That was the exact goal of this plan Rampo-san" I smiled
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Meanwhile..

"EH!?" "WHERE IS IT" Dazai and Chuuya both panicked that their main target wasn't there

"So this was the wrong location after all, this was all just a waste of time" Chuuya sighed in disappointment 

"No, wait" Dazai stepped closer to the tree 

"Q was here" 

"Wait then how did he escape" Chuuya asked

"Someone's help of course" Dazai smirked as he saw the carved writings on the branch where Q was supposed to be

"Guess the puppet finally broke free from the strings huh" Chuuya teased.

"Let's go back" Dazai sighed as they both went up 

"Can't believe she got here before us" Chuuya said as he rubbed his forehead "how did those dumb*sses didn't even notice her?" he asked out of curiosity 

"She probably sneaked in when they were distracted by us, honestly what's up with that girl nowadays? She moves without thinking about it, it's like she's a different person" Dazai sighed

"Why are you asking me? She's your sister" Chuuya sighed "this is why i despise you, Chuuya" Dazai looked at him 

"I hate you too, moron!" Chuuya says as he opened the door he went flying back by a tentacle

"W-what was that-" Chuuya's sentence was cut off as he was trying to raise his head from the ground only to be stepped back on

"ah! As expected from the guild! Such incredible strength!" Dazai said as he 'unintentionally' stepped on Chuuya's head 

"GET OFF ME YOU MORON" 

Crack

Crack

"Here it comes, what should we do?" Chuuya asked as he finally got up after almost beating the living sh*t out of Dazai

"Heh, it's nothing to sweat over! I can nullify any ability with just one touc-" he didn't even have the time to finish his sentence as he went flying and crashed towards the tree

"Dazai!" Chuuya worried as he punched the tentacle that hit his boyfri- his friend and ran over to his side

"What a heavy punch.." the creature said as it's head looked at the two, snapping like doesn't own any bones

"W-what was that" 

"That's not an ability" Dazai said as he wipes the blood on his mouth

"Well no sh*t, like I don't know" Chuuya rolled his eyes as he helped Dazai stand up

"Now I know where my sister got her sassy side from. Stop hanging out with me sister, you're a bad influence to her" Dazai said as he stood up

"Like you aren't" Chuuya smacked the back of Dazai's head as he stood on his toes

"So tired.." the creature started to walk towards them with black eyes, literally not a bruise I swear

"So sleepy.." it said as the duo prepared to fight, while Dazai was still trying to hide the fact that he faked his injury

"I'm starving.. finish the job.. then I go back" 

"That's some hell joke, what should we do?" Chuuya says

"Then it can't be helped. Let's use the things from back then, operation 'sham and toad'. How does that sound?" Dazai looked at his partner 

"Huh? Shouldn’t we use 'rain falls out the window Frame' or 'fake flowers deceit'?" Chuuya looked back at him in confusion 

"Chuuya, when have my predictions gone wrong?"

"Damn it, why did Y/n leave us for this?" Chuuya complained
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"Achoo!" Y/n sneezed 

"Bless you" Kayano said 

"Someone might be talking about you, I wonder who" Karma asked

"More like their probably curing me while fighting for their lives" "What?" "What?"

The female Dazai said as she rubbed her nose and continued playing.

"Hah! Uno b*tch!" 

"No fair!" A yellow octopus whined
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HAVE A GREAT NIGHT/DAYY