Ruby: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
Mackenzie: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies
Doggo: Socks are Feetie Heaties
Quatro: Forks are Stabby Grabbies
Mackenzie: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties
Doggo: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies
Quatro: Stamps are Lickie Stickies
Lavender, annoyed: You are disappointments
(Speak for yourself Lav- jk ily Lav)
~-*&*-~
Ruby: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
Mackenzie: ... Your what?
Ruby: My friends.
Lavender: Are they saying “friends”?
Quatro: I think they're being sarcastic.
Doggo: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Ruby! All of your friends are in this room.
Ruby: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.
(IDK guys Mom seems kinda sus-)
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Ruby: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Lavender will and will not eat.
Mackenzie: Grass? Yes!
Ruby: Moss? Yes!!
Mackenzie: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Ruby: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Mackenzie: Worms? Sometimes!
Ruby: Rocks? Usually nah.
Mackenzie: Twigs? Usually!
Ruby: Doggo's cooking? Inconclusive!
Quatro: How did you… test this?
Ruby: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it.
Quatro: ... I don’t know how to feel about this.
Doggo: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?
(Bro I make them pancakes and that's what they call my cooking-)
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FanfictionTotally not starting this at 11:40 PM without asking any of the other members for permission to make this ahah what're you talking about- -Alexi/Doggo