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Ruby: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?

Mackenzie: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies

Doggo: Socks are Feetie Heaties

Quatro: Forks are Stabby Grabbies

Mackenzie: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties

Doggo: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies

Quatro: Stamps are Lickie Stickies

Lavender, annoyed: You are disappointments

(Speak for yourself Lav- jk ily Lav)

~-*&*-~

Ruby: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.

Mackenzie: ... Your what?

Ruby: My friends.

Lavender: Are they saying “friends”?

Quatro: I think they're being sarcastic.

Doggo: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Ruby! All of your friends are in this room.

Ruby: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.

(IDK guys Mom seems kinda sus-)

~-*&*-~

Ruby: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Lavender will and will not eat.

Mackenzie: Grass? Yes!

Ruby: Moss? Yes!!

Mackenzie: Leaves? Ohh, yes!

Ruby: Shoelaces? Strange but true!

Mackenzie: Worms? Sometimes!

Ruby: Rocks? Usually nah.

Mackenzie: Twigs? Usually!

Ruby: Doggo's cooking? Inconclusive!

Quatro: How did you… test this?

Ruby: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it.

Quatro: ... I don’t know how to feel about this.

Doggo: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

(Bro I make them pancakes and that's what they call my cooking-)

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