Tommy: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.
Quatro, not looking up from their book: Spear.
Tommy: BLOCKED.
~-*&*-~
Quatro, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Tommy: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.
~-*&*-~
Quatro: *Stubs their toe* FUCK!
Tommy: Mind your language!
Quatro: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???
Tommy:
Quatro: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.
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FanfictionTotally not starting this at 11:40 PM without asking any of the other members for permission to make this ahah what're you talking about- -Alexi/Doggo
