IBI Incorrect Quotes

14 - IBI + Their Ranboo (Done b Doggo)

*The squad is over at Ruby's house*

Mackenzie: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?

Ruby: ... N-No...

Ruby, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???

Mackenzie, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!

Lavender: I see a-

Ruby, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.

Mackenzie: Oh, well I-

Ruby: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*

Ruby, amazed: Its got a bake setting!

Quatro: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!

Doggo: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?

Ruby: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!

Ruby: I am someone who owns four ovens...

Ruby, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...

Ruby: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...

Boba, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!

Ruby:

Mackenzie: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!

Ruby:

Ruby, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

~-*&*-~

Ruby: Well, aren’t you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you’re out to save the world!

Mackenzie: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment.

Lavender: More or less, I guess...

Quatro: That sounds awesome! Let’s do that!

Doggo: I’m new here, but I am open to the concept.

Boba: I thought that’s what we were doing, guys, come on!

~-*&*-~

Ruby: Hewwo.

Mackenzie: Hihiiiiii!

Lavender: Greetings, Humans.

Doggo: Three kinds of people.

Quatro: I want pudding.

Ruby: Four kinds of people.

Boba: WHAT’S UP FUCKERS?

Doggo: Five kinds of people.