28 - Adult Duo, Second-oldest Duo, Murder Humor Duo (Done by P o o p y[Doggo])

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*The squad right before Kenzie's wedding*

Wilbur: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.

Ruby: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!

Phil: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well

Lavender: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND

Techno, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE

~-*&*-~

Kenzie, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.

Wilbur: Hey.

Ruby: Hi.

Phil: Hello.

Lavender: Hey!

Kenzie: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!

Techno: We were out of Doritos.

~-*&*-~

Kenzie: Just be yourself.

Wilbur: 'Be myself'? Kenzie, I have one day to win Ruby over (IN A PLATONIC WAY-). How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Phil: Couple weeks.

Lavender: Six months.

Techno: Jury's still out.

Wilbur: See, Kenzie?

Wilbur: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

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