IBI Incorrect Quotes

29 - 28 pt. 2 (Done BI Doggo)

(I'm finding more creative ways to do my titles now)

Kenzie: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Wilbur: What if it bites me and it dies!?

Ruby: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Wilbur, learn to listen.

Phil: What if it bites itself and I die?

Lavender: That’s voodoo.

Techno: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Wilbur: That’s correlation, not causation.

Phil: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?

Lavender: That’s kinky.

Kenzie: Oh my God.

~-*&*-~

Kenzie: We need to distract these guys

Wilbur: Leave it to me

Wilbur: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

Ruby, Phil, and Lavender: *Immediately begin arguing*

Techno, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.

~-*&*-~

Kenzie: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?

Wilbur: Nope, absolutely not.

Ruby: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.

Phil: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.

Lavender: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.

Techno: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

(My thing is being stupid rn so deal with it)