Quatro: What’s up guys? I’m back.
Doggo: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.
Quatro: Death is a social construct.
~-*&*-~
Quatro, in a beach shirt: So sue me, it's October and I'd like to be on Island Time for a day!
Doggo: I have Spotify open right now on my computer, do you want me to blast you? Do you want me to put you on blast? Cuz I've got your history right here on the sidebar,
Doggo: Take it Back by Jimmy Buffet, Nautical Wheelers by Jimmy Buffet, Jolly Mon Sing by Jimmy Buffet, Steamer by Jimmy Buffet, trEAT HER LIKE A LADY BY JIMMY BUFFET, MAÑANA BY JIMMY BUFFET, WHEN SALOME PLAYS THE DRUMS BY JAMES BUFFET, HAVANA DAYDREAMIN BY JIMMY BUFFET- What the FUCK happened to you?!
Quatro, laughing: I HAD A CASE OF THE MONDAYS
Doggo: ARE YOU HAUNTED?! ARE YOU FUCKING POSSESSED?!
Doggo: YOU USED TO BE MY FRIEND
Quatro, cry-laughing: ᴵ ᴴᴬᴰ ᴬ ᶜᴬˢᴱ ᴼᶠ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴹᴼᴺᴰᴬʸˢ
~-*&*-~
Quatro: I made tea.
Doggo: I don’t want tea.
Quatro: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.
Doggo: Then why are you telling me?
Quatro: It is a conversation starter.
Doggo: That’s a lousy conversation starter.
Quatro: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.
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FanfictionTotally not starting this at 11:40 PM without asking any of the other members for permission to make this ahah what're you talking about- -Alexi/Doggo
