IBI Incorrect Quotes

13 - IBI + Their Ranboo (Done by Doggo)

Ruby: Rules are made to be broken.

Mackenzie: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

Lavender: Uh, piñatas.

Quatro: Glow sticks.

Doggo: Karate boards.

Boba: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

Ruby: Rules.

Mackenzie:

~-*&*-~

Ruby: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Mackenzie: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents

Ruby: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

Lavender: Actually I did the math, Mackenzie would have $225, not $0.15.

Mackenzie: Fam I’m right here....

Quatro: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Ruby: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Quatro: Sorry I only have a dollar

Ruby: :(

Lavender: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Mackenzie would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

Quatro: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

Lavender: You can buy anything you want with $22,500

Doggo: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice

Lavender: Apply juice to what

Boba: Directly to the forehead

Mackenzie: Great chat everyone

~-*&*-~

Ruby: Time for plan G.

Mackenzie: Don’t you mean plan B?

Ruby: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Lavender: What about plan D?

Ruby: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Quatro: What about plan E?

Ruby: I’m hoping not to use it. Doggo dies in plan E.

Boba: I like plan E.

(They forgot F-)